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10. You're even prettier than the last robot I kissed.
9. Wanna see my nebula?
8. Well, let's see, I have one kid that I know of...
7. I hope you don't mind if we double-date with Uhura. No, she's not bringing anyone, why?
6. In addition to being a starship captain, I also run a successful parody fan site on the side. Oh, I hope you like chili and pie.
5. We don't have money in the future.
4. Ha ha, they'll never let you be Captain! Hey, what'd I say?
3. Did you see my shirt come off during the fight with the Klingons? Huh? Didja?
2. You're a shapeshifter? Awesome! Boy, have I got plans for you!
And the number one Rejected Pickup Line of Captain Kirk:
1. I ... am ... Kirok!
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