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10. Ooo, a cave! Think I'll just go inside for a look without telling anyone. How dangerous could it possibly be?
9. Yes, I renewed it just a week ago. But why are you suddenly interested in my life insurance status, captain?
8. AAAAAAAAAHHH!
7. Now that we've got you cooped up behind our super-duper infallible brig energy jailbars, I'm going to go to sleep on guard duty because there's no way we could suffer a power outage, right?
6. All right, if you insist, I'll try your "leola root" whatever-it-is...
5. Blue. No, wait, gree--Yeeaaaarrrrgghh!
4. Tum-te-tum, standing around innocently, not noticing an extremely noisy Evil Creature of Doom "sneaking" up behind me...
3. Waaaaiit a moment, you promised you'd let Paris fly the shuttle, Comman--aaahh.....!
2. *comes face-to-face with the Monster Of The Week* Uh-oh, you aren't the other guard on duty with me...
1. GAK!
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