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10.) Something involving GMO linen.
9.) Attempted to induce T'Pol's pon farr again, to boost DeconCam video sales.
8.) Attempted to induce baldness in all future captains, with mixed results.
7.) Removed Travis' voicebox.
6.) Attempted to reduce Reed's passion for explosives by replacing his regular coffee with pineapples. No change noted, except for the anaphylactic shock.
5.) Attempted to splice a chili-powder-producing gene into Porthos' DNA.
4.) Created a mutant form of the Denobulan Hatus pimpus tree. Destroyed it after it beat up Archer.
3.) Bio-engineered sentient slugs. Attempted to feed the slugs to his bat before Archer decided to make a moral quandry of it and fill 42 minutes of airtime. Fed them to his bat anyway.
2.) Bio-engineered a carnivorous pecan-pie mimic. Switched it with Trip's dessert. Hilarity ensued.
1.) Created tiny Sim-clones. Left them in places T'Pol frequents.
Top Ten Signs Phlox is Secretly Dosing the Crew with Psychoactive Drugs.[/color
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