[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh my Lord! This is a [iost_uid0]brilliant[/iost_uid0] fiver! I can`t remember when I laughed so hard...

[quoteost_uid0]Data: The setting for this reality series appears to be the Napoleonic war.
Q: Well, I was just planning on a game of Risk, but now that you mention it, a real battle would be splendid! I think I'll be Napoleon.
Yar: That's pretty stu--
(FLASH)
Riker: Hey! What did you do to her?
Q: She's being penalized.
Worf: But I liked her as a woman!
(silence)
Worf: What? [/quoteost_uid0]

This has to be one of THE most hilarious jokes I`ve ever seen in a fiver, Â :lol: Â :lol:

[quoteost_uid0]Picard: I don't understand you, Q. Why this obsession with games, and historic battles?
Q: The battle of Waterloo doesn't interest you? Perhaps the Alamo? Or Wolf 359?
Picard: Wolf 359?
Q: It's on my "To Indirectly Cause" list. [/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Data/Q: Surprise! You have Q powers!
Riker: I do? Wow! How do I use them?
Data/Q: Just snap your fingers!
La Forge: Then what's with the ruby slippers he's wearing?
Data/Q: He's been wearing those all week.
[/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Riker: Sir, I feel like a complete idiot.
Picard: You are a complete idiot.
Riker: You're right. Maybe I'd be smarter if I grew a beard....
Picard: Don't be ridiculous, Number One. Hair has nothing to do with intelligence.
Riker: Hey, I offered to fix your little problem while I had Q powers.
Picard: Bite me.[/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Picard: I'm sure he'll be all right. Q only came to see Riker. He said he was interested in him.
Yar: And stranded the two of them on a remote planet? Does this mean Q's reality series is Queer Eye for the Bearded Guy now?
Worf: Commander Riker does not have a beard.
Yar: Yeah, but who knows if I'll get a shot at making that joke later. [/quoteost_uid0]

And this one too, Â :lol: Â :lol: Â :lol:

Also, Q Powers...Q Powers...Q Powers... [/colorost_uid0]