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10. Zeke is really on another planet, so it takes time for messages to go back and forth.
9. The man in the Top Hat keeps stopping him
8. John keeps dying, which means Zeke has to clean up the scene.
7. 17 keeps losing her baguettes, so Zeke has to go out and barter for another one.
6. Zeke is really a superhero that fights crime at night
5. He is too busy watching the Superbowl halftime show
4. He is busy debating with the Vulcan Science Directorate that time travel is possible, that way he can be on time.
3. Pie, enough said
2. He is always busy making chili
1. He isn't late, we are just early according to his watch.
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