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ost_uid0]Speaking as someone who stays current with computer news, Oracle and Microsoft are competing and, yes, Standback's joke works fine.
I've only come up with one thought so far:
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Ick. What is the goopy mess? No way I'm eating that.
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ost_uid0]Dozer:[/b
ost_uid0] Oh come on. What are you, man or mouse?
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] He's Mouse.
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ost_uid0]Mouse:[/b
ost_uid0] I'm Mouse.)[/color
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