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ost_uid0]"John, that cant happen," said a voice from the dark. "You see, John, you are here. You cant out. Poor OJake, he is stuck to, not dying but not quite living. Please understand" Tara said, stepping out from the dark.
"But how CAN I? You keep me here, and all I get to do is DIE!" said John
"You are-how can I put this-you are a punching bag. Everyone's frustrations over midterms, overdue bills, etc, is released through killing you" Tara said.
"Then why cant it be OJake? Legolas? Jack? Xander? Spike?" said John.
"Because they are all interesting, cool, and at least sorta cute, to totally hot" said the Girl.
"You are ours, but one day you will go back to syndication" said Tara.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled John.[/color
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