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ost_uid0]Q: *In a Scotty accent* I must warn you Kirk, I have been having problems with the transporters all morning. I will try to beam you all out of there.
A: Sorry Kirk, I could only get a lock on your hair since you were up to your head in trouble. I was hoping that your hair was attached to the rest of your body, but only your hair beamed back to the ship.[/color
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