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Old 10-06-2003, 02:09 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: cat, I really don't think we should have come here. See those walnuts, pistachios, and acorns giving me the eye like they're about to string me up? And earlier they were babbling all this paranoid schizophrenic nonsense about "Can't go to sleep, squirrels will eat us. Can't go to sleep, squirrels will eat us" and on and on. What is [iost_uid0]with[/iost_uid0] them, anyhow?

A: The shields protected us spectacularly against their photon torpedoes, miniature black holes, Cosmic Pies of Doom, and even those recordings of Celine Dion that Intelligence believed they might have acquired. However, all that did not stop them from pounding us, because we forgot to make the ship "Ni!"-proof.[/colorost_uid0]
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