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ost_uid0]Let's see if I can put together a version with the M&M's and Wonko's scene.
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ost_uid0]Trinity:[/b
ost_uid0] We're here. Now, be honest -- he knows more than you can possibly imagine.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Huh. I seem to get that a lot.
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Hello, Neo. I know you have a question... what is the matrix?
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Is it a giant virtual construct that only exists in the minds of the people hooked up to it?
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Take all the fun out of it, why don't you.
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] It's quite simple. If you eat a blue M&M, you'll wake up tomorrow with the mother of all hangovers. Or, you can eat a green M&M and --
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] What about that red M&M?
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Nononono! Not the red one! Don't ever eat the red one.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Why not?
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] The red ones are my favourite.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Ooooh....cool....the mirror's gone all funky....
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Ah, the pill is starting to have its effect.
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ost_uid0]Trinity:[/b
ost_uid0] Actually, he's like this all the time.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Mmmm....shiny....
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] AAAAAAAAA! Oh wait, it's a dream....
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ost_uid0]Robot:[/b
ost_uid0] It is? Then you won't mind if I pinch you. And by "pinch," I mean "flush."
(WHOOSH)
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Ah, Alice. Glad you could join us.[/color
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