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ost_uid0]Q: Erm, [i
ost_uid0]who[/i
ost_uid0] knew just what you were there for again?
A: "[i
ost_uid0]Chili jokes are lame
Chili jokes are lame
I don't like those chili jokes
'Cause chili jokes are lame.[/i
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ost_uid0="catalina_marina"]Q: Is it true that you are attracted to 17, even though she wants to kill you?
:Runs [i
ost_uid0]very[/i
ost_uid0] far away:[/quote
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--Yeah, you'd BETTER run from 17-aka-Sue!
--Um, yeah, ooookay....
--I think the question of whether 17 is attracted to me is more important, as any attraction I might feel for her would not have any effect on her attempts to kill me.
--What is with all these relationships springing up out of nowhere lately? Has everybody come down with a 'shipping virus or something?
--Well, yeah, she's attracting me. With a humongous Magnet of Doom. What's your point?
--If only I were NCATMMM, then I could make a lame slashing joke about American movies--or is that the other way around?
[i
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