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ost_uid0]I thought of one this morning over breakfast, which completely rips off one of Zeke's fivers.
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ost_uid0]Morpheus[/b
ost_uid0]: You must watch out for agents. They're the most dangerous things ever.
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ost_uid0]Neo[/b
ost_uid0]: HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA!
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ost_uid0]Morpheus[/b
ost_uid0]: Are you listening to me, or are you looking at the woman in the red dress?
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ost_uid0]Neo[/b
ost_uid0]: Er, Morpheus? She isn't wearing a red dress. At all!
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ost_uid0]Agent[/b
ost_uid0]: Surprise!
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ost_uid0]Morpheus[/b
ost_uid0]: [b
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ost_uid0]KIIIID![/i
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Can't exactly remember the name of the kid who programmed the lady in the red dress. Don't sue, Zeke, I'll provide royalties
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