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ost_uid0]Thoroughly funny fiver. I'm not sure I can pick out any passages that stood out for me, but
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ost_uid0]McCoy: Old? She didn't have one gray hair in her head!
Kirk: Right, she had several. Let's get suspicious, shall we?
Nancy: (from outside) AAAHHH!
Kirk: Right on cue
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and
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ost_uid0]Kirk: And what about those icky patches all over his body?
McCoy: Okay, okay. I'll run the tests for real this time.
Kirk: Slacker.[/quote

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were pretty funny. As was the blurb.
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ost_uid0]They'll come to think of Frodo and Gollum and Sauron as extra parents. Isn't that what you'd want for your own child?[/quote

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Not particularly... :smile:
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ost_uid0]Tartarus also capitalized on the popularity of Choose Your Own Adventure books to market a series called Write Your Own "I am the Walrus"-Era Beatles Song, in which each customer was provided with a dictionary and six pints of vodka.[/quote

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Wow, that one came out of nowhere! :lol: :lol:
And all the "cameos" at the end were very, very funny.[/color

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