[Derek]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Great fiver, IJD. And great TJI, Zeke.

[quoteost_uid0]Captain's Log: We've beamed down to the planet to investigate the Crater of two evils.[/quoteost_uid0]
::groans::

[quoteost_uid0]Nancy Crater makes an impact on McCoy, who's unfortunately unaware of her fondness for a salt and battery.[/quoteost_uid0]
Nice blurb.

[quoteost_uid0]This notice void only if cast into Mount Doom; otherwise it will inevitably corrupt the reader, however pure his intentions.[/quoteost_uid0]
Nice disclaimer.[/colorost_uid0]