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Kira's enjoying the tables being turned for once and having Zeke do all of the work. Most of the work.  The work that doesn't actually require being on time. Â
Whatever.
As to the matter of the TJI... for any [i

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 who may not have heard, New Line's re-release of the first two installments of the LotR trilogy isn't something Zeke made up -- he got the idea for the article from mocking me when I told him about it.  New Line is actually going to do this in selected theatres ("selected": defined as, not one within several hundred kilometers of Kira) and have a back-to-back-to-back marathon on the 16th for the release of RotK.  (And no classes for Kira this term means no finals to interfere with LotR... BWAHAHAHAHA)  Oh, and the re-releases are the extended editions, by the way.  Mmm... LotR extended editions....
Ahem. Â Yes. Â Now, as for the fiver....
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ost_uid0]McCoy: Jim, this man has no salt in his body.
Kirk: Aha! Now the real question is: what kind of monster could do this to a person?
McCoy: Say, did I ever tell you the story of my break-up with Nancy?[/quote

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Woo, I just about hyperventillated. Â Great fiver, IJD, even for someone who's never seen the episode.
Um... did I say that I'd never seen it? Â I meant... er....
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