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ost_uid0]Riker: Crewman, what's the status of the cloaking device? In Darmok language, please.
Crewman: Janeway, her bathtub bubbled.
Riker: Excellent. And the distance between us and the pursuing Cardassian ships?
Crewman: Janeway, her coffee cup empty.
Riker: God help us all.[/quote
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ost_uid0] Absolutely [i
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Another exchange I got a kick out of was
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ost_uid0]Dukat: Actually, no. We'll make him watch *Dawson's Creek* every day. When he falls asleep during the episode, we sentence him to death.
Sisko: But maybe he'll stay awa--
Dukat: He won't.[/quote
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[quote
ost_uid0]In the Federation, you can't find a single starship guarding a star system anywhere![/quote
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He did have a point there.[/color
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