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But how about
:
Neo: Missed...dang.
Morpheus: C'mon, stop trying to hit me and hit me!
Neo: Damn, missed again!
Morpheus: C'mon, stop trying to hit me and hit me!
Neo: Why can't I touch you?!
Morpheus: C'mon, stop trying to hit me and hit me!
Neo: ... ok, this is freaky now.
Morpheus: C'mon, stop trying to hit me and hit me!
Tank: Oh no, Neo made Morpheus crash...
Trinity: Again? How many times is that now?
Tank: I stopped keeping track a while ago. Ctrl-Alt-Delete...
It needs work, though, and I can't think of a good ending to the block.[/color
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