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Forum: Miscellaneous 04-02-2004, 09:07 PM
Replies: 9,215
Views: 745,823
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0], take his...

[color=#000000:post_uid0], take his hat,[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Science Fiction 04-02-2004, 09:05 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 8,275
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]The definite worse in...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The definite worse in Inuyasha on Adult Swim. I mean the one guy yells out Wind Tunnel when he attacks which just sends me into a fit of giggles.

Fansubs are the best,...
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-31-2004, 11:46 PM
Replies: 9,025
Views: 695,985
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]cracker[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cracker[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-31-2004, 11:43 PM
Replies: 9,215
Views: 745,823
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]of reality...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of reality shows[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Science Fiction 03-31-2004, 11:37 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 8,275
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I just read that Disney...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I just read that Disney is planning to use some former Star Trek actors in Dubbing Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, a Miyazaki film. My main complaint is, why the...
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-14-2004, 08:50 PM
Replies: 410
Views: 47,013
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]S: They paved paradise...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]S: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

W: Splotchy[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-14-2004, 08:38 PM
Replies: 5,808
Views: 569,247
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey ya wanna hear a...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey ya wanna hear a joke! It's a great one! Why did the andorian water-polo player want to go to Risa?


A: Don't look at me.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-12-2004, 12:59 AM
Replies: 1,009
Views: 125,385
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Top Ten Ways in which...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Top Ten Ways in which Five-Minute Dune Would Mangle the Plot of the Original

Note: I've read Dune twice and ya know... I just don't like it... Then I got to the book...
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-11-2004, 08:20 PM
Replies: 1,009
Views: 125,385
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I think you get brownie...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I think you get brownie points just for using the word "snapple" in a list.

Edited because I'm dyslexic.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-10-2004, 02:08 PM
Replies: 9,025
Views: 695,985
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I hate...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I hate Thoreau.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-10-2004, 02:07 PM
Replies: 5,808
Views: 569,247
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, why are only WE...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, why are only WE on this mission.


A: There is no answer.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-10-2004, 02:02 PM
Replies: 1,009
Views: 125,385
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM...

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"]10. Picard would still be on the Watchers planet, lording it over his worshippers ("Bring me my Earl Grey, slaves!")[/quote:post_uid0]
Tee hee!...
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-09-2004, 09:56 PM
Replies: 1,009
Views: 125,385
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Top Ten Reasons Worf...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Top Ten Reasons Worf Can't Hit Anything With A Hand Phaser

10. He's actually near sighted, but Klingons do not wear glasses.
9. He never bothered to read the instruction...
Forum: Science Fiction 02-09-2004, 03:24 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,805
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Travis had three lines!...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Travis had three lines! Amazing!

But really, I liked it. But I still think he was fooling him at the end. It'd be FAR too easy if the weapon was at Azati...
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-09-2004, 03:19 PM
Replies: 5,808
Views: 569,247
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I love peeps, they're...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I love peeps, they're squishy and sugary and cute... until you bite their heads off.

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A: Get away from me.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-09-2004, 03:16 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 5,893
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I got the same thing....

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I got the same thing. Not that my brain was there to eat to begin with.


Aaaaa! 47 brains!!!![/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-09-2004, 03:05 PM
Replies: 1,009
Views: 125,385
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Heh... Wait... What are...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Heh... Wait... What are we on now? :lol:

(All the red-shirt ones are great!)[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-08-2004, 02:56 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 17,191
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Why does "Reed" turn...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Why does "Reed" turn into "Cane" when you translate from spanish and back again?[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-08-2004, 02:48 PM
Replies: 9,215
Views: 745,823
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]because he...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because he secretly[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-08-2004, 02:36 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 20,415
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I always wanted a Cat,...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I always wanted a Cat, but my dad hates them.

My pets are named after book characters: Erik, Horatio, Gilraen, Maggie[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-08-2004, 02:33 PM
Replies: 1,009
Views: 125,385
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Top Ten Ways a Nebula...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Top Ten Ways a Nebula can affect Voyager

10. All coffee turns to tea, earl gray, hot.
9. What appears to be a brain sucking alien comes aboard but then turns out to just...
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-07-2004, 01:07 AM
Replies: 1,009
Views: 125,385
Posted By Artanis
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Top Ten Changes Once the...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Top Ten Changes Once the Borg Run Hogwarts


10. Robes abolished and replaced with more form fitting clothing. Like catsuits.
9. Quidditch now played with torpedoes and...
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