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Forum: Miscellaneous 01-28-2005, 03:27 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 19,898
Posted By JobeGDG
Book: Dune Author: Frank Herbert Review: I am...

Book: Dune
Author: Frank Herbert
Review: I am willing to be PHJ's lackey in all matters related to defending the honor of this book. Naysayers, prepare to die.

Movie: Collateral
Stars: Tom...
Forum: Miscellaneous 01-28-2005, 03:16 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 19,669
Posted By JobeGDG
Any version of my screen name works for me......

Any version of my screen name works for me... including GDG, which would make my mirror universe name GDG.

You may also address me as:

A Man A Plan A Canal Panama
Forum: Miscellaneous 01-28-2005, 03:07 AM
Replies: 5,808
Views: 678,591
Posted By JobeGDG
Q: Why don't we just bury him and be done with...

Q: Why don't we just bury him and be done with it?! I mean, he is dead, right?

A: I'm running Linux on my toaster!
Forum: Miscellaneous 01-20-2005, 06:21 AM
Replies: 5,808
Views: 678,591
Posted By JobeGDG
Q: How do you expect me to pay damages on that? ...

Q: How do you expect me to pay damages on that?

A: Just don't let it near your spleen.
Forum: Miscellaneous 01-20-2005, 06:06 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 12,226
Posted By JobeGDG
I agree with "Guest," mostly because that Guest...

I agree with "Guest," mostly because that Guest post was me forgetting to log in. Hooray.
Forum: Fiver By Committee 01-17-2005, 03:41 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 10,067
Posted By JobeGDG
As has often been the case in the past, I agree...

As has often been the case in the past, I agree with Standback.
Neo 1, Morpheus 4!
Forum: Fiver By Committee 12-20-2004, 06:53 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 12,941
Posted By JobeGDG
Okay, I know that the decision is pretty much...

Okay, I know that the decision is pretty much made, but now that I've finally discovered that FBC is back in action, I just couldn't resist giving this one a shot... Sorry in advance.

Jones:...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 04-07-2004, 07:06 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 20,928
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0]But wouldn't Cypher have...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]But wouldn't Cypher have 3?[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Fiver By Committee 03-03-2004, 08:29 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 10,220
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0]My vote goes to Derek's...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]My vote goes to Derek's second shot:

[quote:post_uid0="Derek"][b:post_uid0]Smith:[/b:post_uid0] Ha! Found you.
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Uh, good job. Now it's...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 02-10-2004, 08:02 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 16,616
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Gatac"]...

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Gatac"][b:post_uid0]Agent Smith:[/b:post_uid0] It is a day so long in coming I am uncertain how to celebrate it.
[b:post_uid0]Agent Brown:[/b:post_uid0]...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 02-05-2004, 02:31 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 17,101
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0]In the upper-left hand...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]In the upper-left hand corner of the page, just under the FMV Forums title, it says "Welcome Guest." Below that, there are text links to log in and to...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 01-11-2004, 04:12 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 17,101
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I like the eight-ball...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I like the eight-ball line. But I'd add a follow-up…

Oracle: Do I look like a Magic Eight Ball to you?
Neo: Hmm… Signs point to yes.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Fiver By Committee 01-10-2004, 04:03 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 17,101
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oracle: You see that...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oracle: You see that sign? It means, "If you can read this, you're not the One."
Neo: Oh, well then I'm glad I couldn't read it. Is it Latin?
Oracle: No, I'm afraid that's...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 12-30-2003, 04:04 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 18,134
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0]While I like the...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]While I like the noodle-house bit, I vote for Standback's version (I can't deny that expediency had a small hand in my vote, but do I think we finally have a solid...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 12-01-2003, 01:59 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 18,134
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hmm… how 'bout: ...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hmm… how 'bout:

"The forks will be with you… Always."[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Fiver By Committee 11-30-2003, 02:38 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 18,134
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Okay, here's a shot,...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Okay, here's a shot, then:

Cypher: She told me that I'd have to make a choice. I one hand I'd have Morpheus' life, and in the other I'd have a tender, juicy, steak.
...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 11-22-2003, 03:19 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 14,615
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I like Kira's, too....

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I like Kira's, too. Although I think Pteryx is right and Neo's line should be "Can I have a spoon?" or "Can I get a spoon?" I just think it sounds better, that...
Forum: Science Fiction 11-11-2003, 02:08 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 6,399
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I didn't care for it...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I didn't care for it either as the ending of the trilogy or as a stand-alone movie. As a stand-alone film, I found it poor because the alternating bits of fabulous and...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 11-10-2003, 08:18 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 14,615
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Okay, so that's three...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Okay, so that's three for spoon, three for steak, one for both, and one for… umm… pie.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Fiver By Committee 11-10-2003, 02:50 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 14,615
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Fine, then. I vote...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Fine, then. I vote steak.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Fiver By Committee 11-01-2003, 09:21 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 14,615
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I dunno. I'm still...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I dunno. I'm still prefer Cypher's awkwardness to no spoons.

Cypher: This food is terrible! I would rather sit down to a steak dinner with an agent than eat this sludge…...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 10-27-2003, 01:45 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 14,615
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Another spin-off on...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Another spin-off on TerakRall's…

Mouse: You know, this food isn't that bad.
Cypher: Are you kidding?! I would rather sit down to a steak dinner with an agent than eat...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 10-12-2003, 01:13 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 7,374
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0]*Crickets chirping* ...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*Crickets chirping*

I agree with Standback. This one gets my vote:

[quote:post_uid0]Neo: Hey, Cypher, what're you doing?
Cypher: Are you implying I'm trying to betray...
Forum: Miscellaneous 10-07-2003, 07:53 PM
Replies: 9,025
Views: 801,982
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Atkinson[/color:post_uid0...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Atkinson[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Fiver By Committee 10-01-2003, 07:57 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 7,374
Posted By JobeGDG
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I gotta admit that ths...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I gotta admit that ths sounded better in my head than it looks in writing.

Smith: What is it you want, Mr. Reagan?
Cypher: Can I have lots of money and power? Pretty...
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