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Forum: Fiver By Committee 03-07-2005, 06:02 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 25,345
Posted By Karen's Ziti
^ above post was by me, dangnabit!

^ above post was by me, dangnabit!
Forum: Fiver By Committee 03-07-2005, 03:09 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 13,869
Posted By Karen's Ziti
MORPHEUS: Well, looks like Neo's dead. TRINITY:...

MORPHEUS: Well, looks like Neo's dead.
TRINITY: Really? That's kinda hot. *kisses Neo's corpse*
NEO: UNGAK!
MORPHEUS: Horray! Neo's alive again!
TRINITY: You mean, I just kissed an alive...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 03-07-2005, 03:06 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 9,663
Posted By Karen's Ziti
MORPHEUS: You are the One, Neo. There is a...

MORPHEUS: You are the One, Neo. There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
NEO: Uh-huh. And which fortune cookie did you rip that bit of wisdom out of?
MORPHEUS: How...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 03-07-2005, 03:02 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 9,119
Posted By Karen's Ziti
TRINITY: Tank! I need instructions on how to fly...

TRINITY: Tank! I need instructions on how to fly a helicopter, pronto!
TANK: *over the phone* Ok, then. Chapter One: You and the Friendly Skies. While birds may be the masters of the sky, us...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 03-07-2005, 02:57 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 20,736
Posted By Karen's Ziti
TRINITY: Neo, there's something we should talk...

TRINITY: Neo, there's something we should talk about...
NEO: Ah, heck. Ok, lemmie explain: I've spent my whole life in a computer simulation, and I've never actually "been with a woman". So its...
Forum: 5MV Talk 12-20-2004, 07:51 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 8,697
Posted By Karen's Ziti
It wasn't meant as a diss, I was trying to pump...

It wasn't meant as a diss, I was trying to pump everyone up for when they actually come. "Milk & honey falling from the sky" & so forth.
Forum: 5MV Talk 12-20-2004, 03:10 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 8,697
Posted By Karen's Ziti
I hate Yoghurt! Espically with Strawberries! ...

I hate Yoghurt! Espically with Strawberries!

....

dangit, I thought I could come up with something better than a Spaceballs reference. Ugh.

But, yah, MILK AND HONEY when an ENT fiver hits....
Forum: 5MV Talk 12-19-2004, 11:31 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 8,697
Posted By Karen's Ziti
If Zeke posts new ENT fivers the sky will open up & milk

- and honey will rain down from the sky in glorious glory. And we will dance the happy dance holding hands and singing praises to the glory above. And also get lots of free milk and honey posts.
...
Forum: Science Fiction 10-30-2004, 09:45 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,672
Posted By Karen's Ziti
Holy Kolker, "Borderland" was freakin great

Need more Brent Spiner playing bad guys. The final shot was my favourite.

"Thousands of your brothers and sisters are waiting to be born. Let’s go get them.”
Forum: Fiver By Committee 10-29-2004, 10:02 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 10,938
Posted By Karen's Ziti
AGENT SMITH: Human beings are a virus. And we...

AGENT SMITH: Human beings are a virus. And we are the Viagra.
MORPHEUS: What good does that do?
AGENT SMITH: Well it turns Bob Dole into a dirty old man for starters...

TANK: What do you need?...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 10-29-2004, 09:42 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 13,968
Posted By Karen's Ziti
AGENT SMITH: Now Morpheus, I think you'll look...

AGENT SMITH: Now Morpheus, I think you'll look really pretty in this hot leather skintight outfit just let me get those pants off ---
AGENT BROWN: What are you doing?
AGENT SMITH: Uh, I uh you see?...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 10-29-2004, 08:47 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 10,938
Posted By Karen's Ziti
SECURITY GUARD #1: Man, what a sweet gig. I’ve...

SECURITY GUARD #1: Man, what a sweet gig. I’ve been here for years and the most we had to deal with was a miss-delivered pizza.
SECURITY GUARD #2: Yeah, we smacked him around good for that....
Forum: Fiver By Committee 10-29-2004, 08:41 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 11,143
Posted By Karen's Ziti
Agent Smith: Did you know the first Matrix wasn’t...

Agent Smith: Did you know the first Matrix wasn’t a virtual reality simulation at all? We just set up a bunch of PCs with “Everquest” and plopped the humans in front. Most of them kind of noticed...
Forum: 5MV Talk 10-26-2004, 11:39 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 6,633
Posted By Karen's Ziti
:? Oh man, I've become so obessed with this ziti...

:? Oh man, I've become so obessed with this ziti thing I had to register. I need help.
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