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Forum: News 05-20-2023, 05:36 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 89,832
Posted By Zeke
Your reactions are worth it every time. :D ...

Your reactions are worth it every time. :D

(Explanation for everyone else: I have a weird recurring prank on Wowbagger where I hit him unexpectedly with the pretentious DSC title "Context is For...
Forum: News 05-20-2023, 04:35 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 89,832
Posted By Zeke
T10: List #112

Back in 2004, I wrote one of my favourite top 10 lists: <a href="http://www.fiveminute.net/top10/62.html">The Top 10 Differences Between Voyager and Season 3 of Enterprise</a>. It had a bit of a...
Forum: News 04-29-2023, 08:11 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 111,811
Posted By Zeke
Yep, I'm gonna do a Five-Second S3 to finish the...

Yep, I'm gonna do a Five-Second S3 to finish the set. Could be tomorrow or could take a bit; these five-seconders can actually be harder than fivers to "crack".

As far as the quality of this...
Forum: News 04-20-2023, 05:30 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 111,811
Posted By Zeke
Couldn't resist. I have the ultimate "Dear...

Couldn't resist. I have the ultimate "Dear Sister" street cred, because I was an OC fan, so I had seen the shocking season-two ending that the sketch was based on. (Nowadays, even people who know the...
Forum: News 04-19-2023, 03:32 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 111,811
Posted By Zeke
Five-Second Picard S2

With the third and final season of Star Trek: Picard just about over, time to properly repent of the second one! As with the first season, I'm deploying our rarely-used "five-second" concept to do it...
Forum: News 02-05-2023, 04:40 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 74,516
Posted By Zeke
The supreme irony is that they also got together...

The supreme irony is that they also got together on the show. They had an office romance while making a whole show about how bad an idea that is!

Seems to happen a lot in Hollywood. My personal...
Forum: News 02-04-2023, 10:52 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 52,585
Posted By Zeke
I knew you'd spot it! (Wowbagger doesn't count, I...

I knew you'd spot it! (Wowbagger doesn't count, I pretty much told him.) I know the basic premise of that joke goes back farther than 2005 because that's when we stopped officially using the...
Forum: News 02-04-2023, 10:47 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 74,516
Posted By Zeke
I found it much better on second viewing, when I...

I found it much better on second viewing, when I knew what to expect from it: a real sci-fi setting but no real sci-fi content just yet. Prep yourself for Galaxy Quest and you'll have a good time. My...
Forum: News 01-02-2023, 01:44 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 74,516
Posted By Zeke
Five-Minute Orville: "Old Wounds"

Welcome to 2023! I have big plans for 5MV this year, so let's get off to a big start with something I've been waiting for the right time to launch: <b>Five-Minute Orville</b>.

It's been one of the...
Forum: News 12-18-2022, 12:38 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 52,585
Posted By Zeke
5MVG: Five-Minute DBZ: The Legacy of Goku

Ready for something silly and self-indulgent? No? Too bad, it's my birthday. Here's a new fiver for a game even I barely played!

I grew up at the right time to be a big fan of Dragon Ball Z, but...
Forum: News 11-22-2022, 12:02 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 55,237
Posted By Zeke
Since yesterday was the next real-life Grey Cup...

Since yesterday was the next real-life Grey Cup (which my team won!), it reminded me I have a little update to share.

Some of you probably wondered why a list of characters with Gray in their...
Forum: Miscellaneous 10-30-2022, 01:45 AM
Replies: 1,164
Views: 4,044,742
Posted By Zeke
The MemAlpha page for weddings...

The MemAlpha page for weddings (https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Wedding) has some similar-but-not-identical ones. The only one in nuTrek, not yet mentioned there, is the SNW Season 1 finale --...
Forum: Science Fiction 10-21-2022, 02:01 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 38,594
Posted By Zeke
You have made a fine investment, Nate! Just don't...

You have made a fine investment, Nate! Just don't give up -- if you find S1 isn't doing it for you (as many people do), try skipping to late S2. That was my entry point back in the day, and I...
Forum: Miscellaneous 08-26-2022, 09:12 AM
Replies: 2,212
Sticky: Link Thread
Views: 5,552,107
Posted By Zeke
As amazingly bad as all that was, somehow the...

As amazingly bad as all that was, somehow the part that annoyed me most was Luna complaining "There goes one of my nine lives" over a gentle two-foot drop that the actual cat clearly handles fine.
Forum: Miscellaneous 08-24-2022, 12:01 AM
Replies: 1,164
Views: 4,044,742
Posted By Zeke
Wait, what's that last one about shutting down a...

Wait, what's that last one about shutting down a frozen holodeck?
Forum: Science Fiction 07-07-2022, 10:50 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 81,319
Posted By Zeke
To be more specific about a point in today's...

To be more specific about a point in today's update, the two episodes I loved in this first season were numbers 6 and 10. 6 was ripped off wholesale from Ursula K. Le Guin's "The Ones Who Walk Away...
Forum: News 07-07-2022, 10:28 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 46,252
Posted By Zeke
5MSNW: Five-Minute "Strange New Worlds"

Ready for something that hasn't happened since 2004? I'm finally posting a Trek fiver during the season it's from! (Albeit only just.)

<i>Strange New Worlds</i> is a strange new show. It does the...
Forum: Science Fiction 06-12-2022, 12:56 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 81,319
Posted By Zeke
One of the harsh lessons of the last few years is...

One of the harsh lessons of the last few years is that Paramount is not messing around with their Trek announcements. They can announce something completely ridiculous like a Rick and Morty-style...
Forum: News 06-12-2022, 12:17 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 58,129
Posted By Zeke
Ha! I didn't notice I was doing that. Technically...

Ha! I didn't notice I was doing that. Technically the '09 movie would be covered if I'd just included the full series title somewhere on the page...
Forum: Science Fiction 06-11-2022, 11:32 PM
Replies: 407
Views: 799,637
Posted By Zeke
Oh man, I could really have done without ever...

Oh man, I could really have done without ever knowing that existed. A sequel with that name -- hell, a sequel at all -- is the kind of nonsense I would throw into a TJI.
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-06-2022, 12:31 AM
Replies: 1,164
Views: 4,044,742
Posted By Zeke
I vote BSG. Your threads come from a perspective...

I vote BSG. Your threads come from a perspective of knowing a lot about the show in question -- it would be interesting to see how the exact opposite scenario turns out.



Oo, how'd I miss this...
Forum: Science Fiction 05-31-2022, 06:11 AM
Replies: 407
Views: 799,637
Posted By Zeke
I think Marc was going for a little dramatic...

I think Marc was going for a little dramatic irony. With those particular shapes, the Argolis Cluster was screaming "upcoming Borg" as loud as it was able.
Forum: News 05-31-2022, 06:01 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 53,521
Posted By Zeke
Nicely done! That is indeed the correct...

Nicely done! That is indeed the correct interpretation: if you play each line like a separate Wordle game, it spells out a message. Unfortunately, I found it such a pain to write in five-letter words...
Forum: News 05-06-2022, 11:03 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 53,521
Posted By Zeke
FINALLY SOMEONE WONDERS Anagram no, but they...

FINALLY SOMEONE WONDERS

Anagram no, but they do mean something! More on that shortly. (I've been procrastinating with the followup post in the slim hope of someone noticing...)
Forum: News 04-02-2022, 02:49 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 53,521
Posted By Zeke
Hope you enjoyed that, because it's the last...

Hope you enjoyed that, because it's the last passive-aggressive "I won't comment" comment I'm allowing here. From now on, if that's the only content in a post, it just gets deleted. (And in what...
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