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Forum: Miscellaneous 03-11-2005, 06:29 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
Pick a page at random, then. I'm not saying you...

Pick a page at random, then. I'm not saying you have to go through all eleven pages. :P
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-10-2005, 09:46 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
Uh, there are eleven pages in this thread, you...

Uh, there are eleven pages in this thread, you know. I think you're likely to find one in there somewhere. ;)
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-10-2005, 04:57 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
Well, everyone has to start somewhere. :D

Well, everyone has to start somewhere. :D
Forum: Miscellaneous 08-13-2004, 04:48 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
Heh. That's not half bad either. Of course, I've...

Heh. That's not half bad either. Of course, I've yet to actually see I, Robot, but 'll get round to it one of these years.
Forum: Miscellaneous 07-07-2004, 09:31 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]You're all very silly....

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You're all very silly. But in a really entertaining way.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 10-20-2003, 10:04 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well, I suppose it would...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well, I suppose it would be quite difficult using a Death of Rats-sized scythe. You'd just have to settle for lopping a few toes off instead.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 10-19-2003, 07:55 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]The real question is...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The real question is whether you can handle a scythe without taking your own foot off.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 10-14-2003, 09:42 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]This obsession with pies...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This obsession with pies is becomming somewhat unhealthy.

It's only a pun if you want it to be.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 09-12-2003, 09:26 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I get a picture of a...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I get a picture of a broom! YAAAAAY!

Erm, not that I have such a boring life that I would really get that excited over something so uninteresting. No.

By the way, does...
Forum: Miscellaneous 07-06-2003, 10:23 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]So you laugh maniacally...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]So you laugh maniacally in public too? I'm not alone then.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 07-05-2003, 09:35 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I do a double take every...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I do a double take every time I hear that word, regardless of the circumstances.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 07-04-2003, 12:03 AM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]You know, this has...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You know, this has pretty much all just flown over my head.

Actually, that's a pretty normal state of mind for me.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-28-2003, 12:38 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Must be all the...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Must be all the anti-matter rad- GAK![/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-27-2003, 06:22 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]O..kay... This is...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]O..kay...

This is certainly stranger than a forum food fight anyway.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-26-2003, 08:18 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I like chicken, I like...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I like chicken, I like liver,
MeowMix, MeowMix, please deliver!

Why is everyone looking at me like that?[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-25-2003, 07:57 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I [i:post_uid0]really[/i:post_uid0] wouldn't do that if I were you. Lasguns and Holtzmann Flields do not go together, in the same way that Dubya and 'the button' don't go...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-25-2003, 06:21 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]It's a good thing I...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It's a good thing I brought my personal sheild with me. I just hope no-body has a lasgun.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-24-2003, 10:54 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]When I said 'hate the...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]When I said 'hate the stuff', I did in fact mean all kinds of jelly. It's just disgusting.

Anyway...

*Starts firing*[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-24-2003, 07:39 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Depends....

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Depends. What kinda jelly is it?[/quote:post_uid0]

Lime mostly. I actually built it because I hate the stuff.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-24-2003, 05:48 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]*Wheels out the jelly...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*Wheels out the jelly cannon*

Who's first?[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-24-2003, 12:07 AM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]It basically features a...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It basically features a bunch of people that can't act in completely and unrelentingly ridiculous storylines.

Actually, that goes for just about all British soaps now I...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-23-2003, 09:00 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]And...

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]And PHJ, what do you mean, THWAPpable offence? SATC is a fun show. Not that I'm a fan, but it's just fun.[/quote:post_uid0]

It's....tacky. In the worst...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-22-2003, 07:25 AM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Almost certainly...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Almost certainly not.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-22-2003, 01:55 AM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Sex And...

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Sex And the City.[/quote:post_uid0]

That's tantamount to an admission of having [i:post_uid0]actually watched[/i:post_uid0] that dreadful program. Which,...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-18-2003, 11:33 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 131,958
Posted By PointyHairedJedi
[color=#000000:post_uid0]A man...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A man (http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/B/htmlB/berlusconis/berlusconis.htm) that I'm sure Bush looks up to...
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