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Forum: Miscellaneous 04-08-2006, 10:33 AM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Ahh, you should have gone this morning ;) :P

Ahh, you should have gone this morning ;)

:P
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-01-2006, 03:59 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Thanks :) Sometime I think you're Doctor...

Thanks :)

Sometime I think you're Doctor Cox, until I realise you're really just impersonating Jon Pertwee :P
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-28-2006, 12:29 AM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Guten.

Guten.
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-27-2006, 11:49 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Understand?

Understand?
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-27-2006, 09:22 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Think southern evangelical...

Think southern evangelical marquee-chapels...Think the Simpsons...Or just think, dammit :P
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-25-2006, 08:47 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Motion thirdifahd! Like testifahd but not.

Motion thirdifahd!

Like testifahd but not.
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-25-2006, 03:13 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Meh. I prefer my own joke :P

Meh. I prefer my own joke :P
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-20-2006, 05:42 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
7 Across: At odds with society and/or normal...

7 Across: At odds with society and/or normal behaviour patterns, unusual, out of the ordinary (implies negativity), (5).

I get "F *BLANK* E *BLANK* *BLANK* K". How about you, X?
:P
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-18-2006, 05:09 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
 :P

 :P
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-18-2006, 04:55 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
C'est vrai?

C'est vrai?
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-18-2006, 04:37 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Take that towel out of your mouth, richardson,...

Take that towel out of your mouth, richardson, we know you're not british :P
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-18-2006, 12:48 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
*Puts KGM into a Metamorphic Symbiosis...

*Puts KGM into a Metamorphic Symbiosis Regenerator, which self destructs when we're both away from it, and then leaves richardson, now with head but no limbs, to yell uselessly at the passers-by*
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-17-2006, 09:50 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
*Decapitates richardson while he's unconscious,...

*Decapitates richardson while he's unconscious, then chucks richardson's head into a black hole*
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-16-2006, 09:51 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Do you think it's safe to uncover my ears now?

Do you think it's safe to uncover my ears now?
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-14-2006, 09:12 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
*Tied-up-Valium disappears, grinning, and...

*Tied-up-Valium disappears, grinning, and Chancellors Valia appear, surrounding richardson. In the distance someone laughs menacingly*

Just one. How long are we going to go around in these...
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-13-2006, 10:50 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
*Goes back in time by five minutes and deflects...

*Goes back in time by five minutes and deflects Morph-o-Ray with MIRROR!*
Hah!
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-12-2006, 06:03 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
...And I'm holding the Hyperspace Nova Bomb...

...And I'm holding the Hyperspace Nova Bomb developed by Hactar :twisted:[/quote]

But, due to not being a kriketter or a Silastan Armourfiend of Striterax, I doubt yr gonna use it...[/quote]

I...
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-07-2006, 06:26 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
...And I'm holding the Hyperspace Nova Bomb...

...And I'm holding the Hyperspace Nova Bomb developed by Hactar :twisted:
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-03-2006, 06:38 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Dammit! I TOLD you not to answer that![/quote] ...

Dammit! I TOLD you not to answer that![/quote]

(furious jabbering, a protocol droid loses an arm which crumples in mid-air.)

Protocol Droid: Err, the illustrious J-- uh, Chancellor wishes to...
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-02-2006, 05:54 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Yeah, what?[/quote] I would've thought the...

Yeah, what?[/quote]

I would've thought the fact that the chain didn't continue was evidence enough. And KGM - you aren't right when you're wrong :P
Forum: Miscellaneous 01-29-2006, 08:10 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Yes, well my spy network mysteriously all...

Yes, well my spy network mysteriously all disappeared a few months ago...

...Not that they were much good to begin with, anyhow.[/quote]

What is this aboot?[/quote]

Take off that kilt, wx,...
Forum: Miscellaneous 01-29-2006, 07:34 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Yes, well my spy network mysteriously all...

Yes, well my spy network mysteriously all disappeared a few months ago...

...Not that they were much good to begin with, anyhow.[/quote]

What is this aboot?[/quote]

Take off that kilt, wx,...
Forum: Miscellaneous 01-29-2006, 12:25 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Yes, well my spy network mysteriously all...

Yes, well my spy network mysteriously all disappeared a few months ago...

...Not that they were much good to begin with, anyhow.
Forum: Miscellaneous 01-28-2006, 11:27 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Canadian science? Isn't that mostly devoted to...

Canadian science? Isn't that mostly devoted to the study of snow, mountains and really really big mosquitoes?[/quote]

Also, R&D on vicious new types of ice-hockey stick. I hear the hockeysabre...
Forum: Miscellaneous 01-28-2006, 12:12 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 53,551
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Quite. Like Topic Title, it has had it's...

Quite. Like Topic Title, it has had it's day...*sniff*
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