Battle in space - who would win?
Do you think that if war broke out between the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation and Microsoft, Microsoft would win, or would the SCC?
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[Enable Vader]You do not know the power of the Microsoft side. They will destroy.[/Enable Vader]
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The SCC is responsible for the "real people personalities", right? My memory is a bit dusty... :oops:
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Yeah, but they didn't come up with the twin horrors of windows 95 & 98...
or manage to battle a goverment to a standstill in the courts. |
...but Microsoft have never made a ship commit suicide! And my PC doen't sing, not spontaniosly anyway.
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Whoever wins... we lose. ;)
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Still..........it's an intriguing thought.............
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Well, as they say, what does this have to do with the price of Arcturian Hyper-Donkeys? The answer is undisputably 42, everybody knows that.
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Well, SCC could battle Pepsi or even Ovaltine to a standstill in a Sheerly Annoying EVILNESS battle. That doesn't do much for you in court where Microsoft has shown it has a certain amount of power, but if they could beat MS to the punch by slipping through all its security weaknesses to bombard MS nonstop with their annoyingness, they could reduce MS to one giant helpless gibbering puddle of humanity. Plus, let's face it, the SCC has spaceflight capabilities and our technology can barely send anything to the next planet over. SCC gets the edge, I think.
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They could even go back in time and erase MS from history.
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I think CamTim would get rather uppity about that though.
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Yeah but SCC could easily shut CamTim down.
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Possibly, but the SCC seem a little... incompetent, no? ;)
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Yes, and that is thier greatest weapon.
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Mmm.......and if they teamed up with the Dolman Sachslille shoe corporation -beware! There could be another Shoe Even Horizon..........
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Hello? 42! The answer to life, the universe and EVERYTHING!
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