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Chancellor Valium 03-19-2005 11:09 PM

Battle in space - who would win?
 
Do you think that if war broke out between the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation and Microsoft, Microsoft would win, or would the SCC?

richardson 03-20-2005 03:41 AM

[Enable Vader]You do not know the power of the Microsoft side. They will destroy.[/Enable Vader]

NAHTMMM 03-20-2005 05:50 AM

The SCC is responsible for the "real people personalities", right? My memory is a bit dusty... :oops:

Chancellor Valium 03-20-2005 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NAHTMMM
The SCC is responsible for the "real people personalities", right? My memory is a bit dusty... :oops:

yes, they came up with GPP - Genuine People Personalities - i.e. Marvin and Eddie......

richardson 03-20-2005 10:21 PM

Yeah, but they didn't come up with the twin horrors of windows 95 & 98...

or manage to battle a goverment to a standstill in the courts.

stripysox 03-21-2005 11:51 AM

...but Microsoft have never made a ship commit suicide! And my PC doen't sing, not spontaniosly anyway.

Nan 03-21-2005 01:38 PM

Whoever wins... we lose. ;)

Chancellor Valium 03-21-2005 07:46 PM

Still..........it's an intriguing thought.............

PointyHairedJedi 03-22-2005 08:30 PM

Well, as they say, what does this have to do with the price of Arcturian Hyper-Donkeys? The answer is undisputably 42, everybody knows that.

NAHTMMM 03-23-2005 02:24 AM

Well, SCC could battle Pepsi or even Ovaltine to a standstill in a Sheerly Annoying EVILNESS battle. That doesn't do much for you in court where Microsoft has shown it has a certain amount of power, but if they could beat MS to the punch by slipping through all its security weaknesses to bombard MS nonstop with their annoyingness, they could reduce MS to one giant helpless gibbering puddle of humanity. Plus, let's face it, the SCC has spaceflight capabilities and our technology can barely send anything to the next planet over. SCC gets the edge, I think.

stripysox 03-23-2005 03:59 PM

They could even go back in time and erase MS from history.

PointyHairedJedi 03-24-2005 11:36 PM

I think CamTim would get rather uppity about that though.

stripysox 03-26-2005 12:04 AM

Yeah but SCC could easily shut CamTim down.

PointyHairedJedi 03-26-2005 10:02 PM

Possibly, but the SCC seem a little... incompetent, no? ;)

stripysox 03-27-2005 01:25 AM

Yes, and that is thier greatest weapon.

Chancellor Valium 03-27-2005 04:56 PM

Mmm.......and if they teamed up with the Dolman Sachslille shoe corporation -beware! There could be another Shoe Even Horizon..........

KillerGodMan 03-28-2005 03:42 AM

Hello? 42! The answer to life, the universe and EVERYTHING!


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