[color=#000000:post_uid0]My campus is at war! :O :(

I could get drafted or something!

And look at this! This is where my Honors tuition has been going, I betcha... :eyeroll: :mad:

South Campus has nukes! Oh, the [i:post_uid0]humanity![/i:post_uid0] :dead:

Meanwhile, the new chancellor has gotten a new spa installed, it probably matches his new expensive floor too...that'll help the war effort... :eyeroll:

The main link:
http://www.thecurrentonline.com/[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oh my...dear lord, you people need lives.

I'm sorry, just kidding. :lol: :D :smile: :bigsmile: :( :O :dead: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This is serious stuff! Godzilla is refusing to get rid of his WMD's! [i:post_uid0]ROAR[/i:post_uid0], even! :O[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Taco Bell Dog:[/i:post_uid0] Here lizard lizard lizard...I think I need a bigger box.

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[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Meanwhile, the new chancellor has gotten a new spa installed[/quote:post_uid0]

The University President at my school got a private toilet installed in her office at student expense...for real. She isn't very popular.

I burned her in effigy in the school paper. That was fun. The local news asked questions about the article, but I couldn't back up any of my outrageous claims.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And in conclusion, your school is odd. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hmm. At my college...

*sudden expression change*

Nothing interesting ever happens. It is a very nice place. The prefects there are the voice of the Headmaster.

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