[color=#000000:post_uid0]10. The USS 'Pinto'-class
9. The USS 'Renault'-class
8. The USS 'Caravan'-class
7. The USS "Bicycle'-class
6. The USS 'Lollipop'-class
5. The USS 'Steamengine'-class
4. The USS 'Tempo'-class
3. The USS 'WeinerMobile'-class
2. The USS 'Bronco' class
1. The USS 'Barclay" class


Top Ten Reasons Top Ten Lists About Voyager are just plain wrong[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]10.) Everyone should get drunk and play pingpong.[/quote:post_uid0]

LOL! I really loved that .wav file... Didn't know it was well known :)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]^ Its from a Simpsons episode, that Patrick Stewart gueststaired in :D

[quote:post_uid0]4. The USS 'Tempo'-class[/quote:post_uid0]
you arn't just a kidding there :dead: :lol:[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Neat. I really need to get ahold of all those Simpsons episodes I missed.[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Standback"][color=#000000:post_uid0]LOL! I really loved that .wav file... Didn't know it was well known :)[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Could you tell me where I can find this file?[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This is the short version, the full one's here.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ton Ten Reasons Top Ten Lists About Voyager Are Just Plain Wrong

10. It's waaaay too easy to make fun of Woodboy--I mean, Chakotay.
9. You'll get addicted. (Wait, this is bad?)
8. There are better things to do, like thinking of better things to do
7. There's just not enough time to make them all
6. The good ideas have been all used up
5. See 6
4. You actually have necessary work to do, though what it is still eludes you
3. You must resist the urge to use smilies with every one you post ^_^
2. There are so many taped episodes of Voyager waiting to be rewatched first
1. You're waiting for the new Enterprise Fivers and really don't have time for Top Tens.

Next up: Top Ten Reasons Travis Never Gets Any Lines[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I think she meant Voyager as in the show, not 5MV[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="NeoMatrix"]I think she meant Voyager as in the show, not 5MV[/quote:post_uid0]
I think Maverick meant the show too. ;)

And welcome, MaverickZer0! :D :D



The Top Ten Reasons Travis Never Gets Any Lines


10. He actually receives his fair share, but Hoshi steals them from him when he isn't looking
9. I dunno why he never says anything, but his butter doesn't say "butter" either
8. He'd taken a seven-year vow of silence just before joining the ship
7. Phlox infects him with lockjaw so Phlox will get more lines
6. He actually chatters quite a bit off-screen. But T'Pol always gets tired of listening to him and fries his brain with some twisty Vulcan logic that renders him nearly senseless for several hours
5. He's still trying to recover from the time he watched "Spock's Brain"
4. Oh, leave him alone already and let him plot his evil takeover of the ship in peace
3. He's not on speaking terms with the whole crew after [i:post_uid0]somebody[/i:post_uid0] taped a "Kick Me" sign to his back
2. He's too hoarse from repeated calls to the SPCC (Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Chili) to speak onscreen

1. He's actually Morn (who is also Future Guy's drinking buddy) in disguise



Next:

Science Fiction Characters' Top Ten Schemes for Dealing with the One Ring of Power[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]10. Spock: Logically play a riddle on Frodo.
9. Q: Send Frodo to Sherwood Forest and confuse him by threatening to kill Maid Merry-en.
8. Porthos: Bark! Bark! Bark!
7. Enterprise Klingons: Squish Hobbit, take Ring
6. Picard: Join forces with Magnito, er, Gandalf, and help transport Frodo to Mount Doom.
5. Odo: Get into eagle form, fly ring to Mount Doom
4. Uhura: Ask for it. Put it on. Keep it. Who ever expects her to be evil?
3. Troi: Points out something so obvious even Frodo is dumbfounded, and takes ring.
2. Evil Future Guy: Makes over-complicated plot to steal ring right as it enters Mount Doom instead of just stealing it when Frodo or Bilbo are asleep.
1. Spot: Meow! Meow moew, moew moew.

Top Ten Things Reasons T'Pol should date someone on the Enterprise crew[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"]Next:

Science Fiction Characters' Top Ten Schemes for Dealing with the One Ring of Power[/quote:post_uid0]
10. Kirk tells the Ring that it`s fundamentally illogical to wear golden rings after Labour Day. Ring goes KABOOM.
9. Archer and the crew of the Enterprise are actually on a secret mission to throw the Ring into the fiery pits of Mount Xindi.
8. Kes plots to find the Ring and use it to kill Seven.
7. Xena asks the Ring to give her unnaturally long life, so she can amaze the viewers by fighting both Alexander The Great and Caesar.
6. When Paris gives Torres a nice, golden wedding ring, she starts jumping and screaming: NOOOOOO! THE PRIMAL EVIL! RESIST! He bursts into tears.
5. Spock uses the Ring to make all humans emotionless and logical. The Ring, devious as it is, does that, but also turns him into a Talaxian.
4. When Luke puts the Ring on his finger, Darth Vader cuts off his hand.
3. Admiral Janeway brings the Ring from the future and tells Captain Janeway to use it to return home, but Captain Janeway argues with her fiercely that the Ring must be destroyed.
2. Chakotay found the Ring in Season 4 and was too scared to act ever since.

1. The Breen used to sing the most beautiful serenades and arias in the galaxy, until they failed to resist the Ring.


NEXT - Top 10 T`Pol`s favourite TV shows


EDIT - Opium... NOOOOOOOOO![/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Nic Corelli"][color=#000000:post_uid0]4. Uhura: Ask for it. Put it on. Keep it. Who ever expects her to be evil?


10. Kirk tells the Ring that it`s fundamentally illogical to wear golden rings after Labour Day. Ring goes KABOOM.

8. Kes plots to find the Ring and use it to kill Seven.

5. Spock uses the Ring to make all humans emotionless and logical. The Ring, devious as it is, does that, but also turns him into a Talaxian.
4. When Luke puts the Ring on his finger, Darth Vader cuts off his hand.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]:lol: :lol: Those are great![/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Nic Corelli"][color=#000000:post_uid0]7. Xena asks the Ring to give her unnaturally long life, so she can amaze the viewers by fighting both Alexander The Great and Caesar.
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2. Chakotay found the Ring in Season 4 and was too scared to act ever since.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]:lol:

Wait, what do you mean, in SEASON Four? Don't you mean in EPISODE 4?

You're not on ICQ? ::looks at list:: Oh nice. THREE out of sixty contacts online. Somebody savee meeeeeee from my lab reporrrtttttt heeelllllpppppp![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Top 10 T'Pol's Favourite TV shows

This one kinda sucks. Be warned.

10.) Queer Eye for the Illogical Guy; Just like Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, but it's always earth-tone robes. Always.
9.) Mission: Impossible; only for that one guy, though.
8.) Monty Python's Flying Circus; because it annoys Soval.
7.) Babylon 5; She likes the continuity.
6.) The X-Files; Like Scully, T'Pol is rational 75% of the time and wears heels 99% of the time.
5.) The Real Seleya; a look inside the utterly boring lives of emotionless acolytes.
4.) Record of Lodoss War; not one, but TWO characters with pointy ears.
3.) Mystery Science Theater 3000; It's part of her rigorous "sarcasm exercise" regimen.
2.) Battlestar Galactica; It's part of her rigorous "sarcasm expression" regimen.
1.) Quantum Leap; She harbours a secret crush on Sam Beckett.

Top Ten Things No One Knows About Travis Mayweather[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Twice the fun!

[quote:post_uid0]Top Ten Reasons T'Pol should date someone on the Enterprise crew [/quote:post_uid0]

10. Date probably only circumstance in which she will be unwilling to tear shirt off.
9. Needs trusted soulmate to help get over whole Logic Bitch thing
8. Required in order to set up future marriage, children, shocking revelation as Spock's grandmother.
7. Can date Travis, it's not as if he's doing anything else anyway.
6. Can date Archer, marry, divorce, demand sole custody of the [i:post_uid0]Enterprise.[/i:post_uid0]
5. Can date Reed, only man on the ship who can blow her arguments to pieces.
4. Can date Phlox, prompting many romantic discussions of interspecies mating habits and their medical repercussions. Entire ship bored to death. Forced to begin new series, pref. one that doesn't suck.
3. Can date Trip, lean in really close, apply Secret Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
2. Secret Vulcan Death Grip fine too.
1. Will make next Pon'Farr episode so much less embarrasing. We hope.

[quote:post_uid0]Top Ten Things No One Knows About Travis Mayweather[/quote:post_uid0]

10. His [i:post_uid0]full[/i:post_uid0] name is actually Travis [i:post_uid0]Isaiah[/i:post_uid0] Mayweather. This will be an important plot point in season 6.
9. Really likes blowing stuff up, but Reed always beats him to it.
8. Accidentally signed contract stating he would "have no lines, but will get huge sign reading 'Look at me! I'm black! Not that that's new or anything anymore, but hey! BLACK!'" Has regretted it ever since.
7. Is actually the one sending all those "kid's" drawings and letters to the crew.
6. Is secretly a member of the Q Continuum.
5. Is secretly a member of the Obsidian Order.
4. There is no contradiction between points 6 and 5.
3. Room still full of plush stuffed dolls. Refers to each by name.
2. Has major crush on Ambassador V'Lar. Unable to talk of anything else.
1. Does not, in fact, know how to pilot a starship.

No, no, don't thank me.

Just write a list of the Top Ten Changes Once the Borg Run Hogwarts.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Nan[/i:post_uid0]
[quote:post_uid0]1. Quantum Leap; She harbours a secret crush on Sam Beckett.[/quote:post_uid0]

[i:post_uid0]Standback[/i:post_uid0]
[quote:post_uid0]7. Is actually the one sending all those "kid's" drawings and letters to the crew.
[/quote:post_uid0]

Hilarious! :D :D :D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]5. Spock uses the Ring to make all humans emotionless and logical. The Ring, devious as it is, does that, but also turns him into a Talaxian.[/quote:post_uid0]

The One Ring is a Ring Of Three Wishes?[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Nic Corelli"][color=#000000:post_uid0]2. Chakotay found the Ring in Season 4 and was too scared to act ever since.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]That's impossible. If he'd seen the Ring, he would have died seven days later.

"MaverickZer0"? Cool! Another Mega Man X fan![/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000:post_uid0]That's impossible. Â If he'd seen the Ring, he would have died seven days later.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Seven of Nine and Seven days

Good one Zeke[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]That's impossible. If he'd seen the Ring, he would have died seven days later.[/quote:post_uid0]
Nah, he copied it, then showed it to Kes. That's why she had to leave. I don't know how she got resurrected, though. Also, he must have traveled back in time first.[/color:post_uid0]