A paradox of paradoxes... What the paradox?
This thread is to create paradoxes, or... if you must... try to explain a paradox.
However, my brain hurts, and I'm busy with the Secret plan of DOOOM! so I'm not making the first one. Even though it doesn't matter. It's not a game. |
What happens when two people with Ph.Ds meet?
It's a pair of docs. *runs like hell* |
I'm not gonna kill you, I don't mind puns
Now then... I own nothing But because I own nothing, that means I own something but the something I own is nothing *many hours later* My brain hurts! |
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This sentence is a lie.
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Chem humour. |
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I am Canadian, and all Canadians are liars!
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Uhh.........I just went back in time and killed my own grandfather......does that count?
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Yes, the grandfather paradox counts
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I am my own grandfather.
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Predestination paradox! :D
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okay here is the barber paradox
imagine a town .... and in that town lives a male barber and that barber shaves the beards of all men who do not shave themselves does that barber shave himself :?: |
A man walks into a bar, orders a glass of water. The bartender looks at the man and pulls out a gun. The man says "thank you," and leaves.
Why? |
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(say that three times fast) |
Oh, right -- forgot about that.
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(Knowing me, I'd probably sprain something.) |
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