Quite.

Rabbits appeared out of nowhere and stole the plot

Sisko suddenly slipped on a slide.

Turning on the lights, Major Kira electrified said slide.

Understandably, Bob was awfully confused.

Violins began to play music to fit the confusing story line.

"What is this? Word association?", asked some.

Xeroc set the record straight.

"Yes, that is a surefire way to find out what the truth is.", said Anonymous.

Zeke zinged somebody.

And did it ziingingly.

But Zeke's zing zagged and zapped, not zaftig Zippy, but zany Zorro, who, his zestfulness at its zenith, zipped up and, leaping on his zamboni, zwore that the 5M Forums were now a Zero Options Zap Zone!

(Creator of that last comment to be eliminated), read the memo.

"DAMN YOU VADER!" somebody randomly shouted.

Even the dark side fears Janeway when she goes without coffee

"Fear her, they should", said Yoda.

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"Grab that coffee!" shouted Janeway, lunging for the Borg who brought the gift of coffee.

"Hyaaa!", yelled the Borg before it was ripped to shreds.

In his office, Picard sat, baldly....