"Please , everyone, let's focus on the action of the scene!" yelled the Director.

"Quite you.....I hate authorities", said the old man standing aroud the corner.

"Rose, rose, rose red,
Will I ever see you wed?

I will marry at they will sire,
At thy will"

Sang the Doctor.

"Say, anyone order dinner?", said an extra actor.

"Take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the park! Buy me some..." sang Sisko.

"Unbelivable! That ball is outta here!", yelled the announcer.

"Verily, this is indeed the case!" Said an extra, in a fit of overacting.

"Why are yall watching a baseball game when we should be filming my death scene?" asked a redshirt.

"Xavier, Kill this fool!" Screamed an enraged Magneto.

"You forgot to eat your pie before killing a redshirt" said the dead redshirt.

(Killing redshirts without eating pie is bad luck?)

"Zzzzzzz...", was all to be heard from a quiet corner.

"...and all that jazz
Slick your hair
And wear your buckle shoes
And all that jazz" sang the Doctor, who seemed to be having malfunctions.

"Bastardo! Die! Die Die DIEDIEIDE!" Yelled a passing Borg...

"Call Geordie...the Doctor has gone nuts!" said Sisko, who was still playing baseball.

"Don't you think we might be in the wrong storyline?", asked a passing word-associator.

"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!" shouted the Doctor, who was doing some sort of strange combination of grinding and the chicken dance.

"Follow me - we've got to get away from the Doctor's Dancing!" said a mysterious little boy in a gas mask...

"Good Lord! He's attempting to stop production of The Exorcist!" shouted Mike Oldfield.

"Hello my darling..." sang the Doctor, when Sisko hit him on the head.

"Its about time!" said *the* Doctor, in a scottish accent...