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Kira here with the slightly belated material for Day 6....
<ul>[*]Scooter's conclusion to his Doctor Who two-parter, "World War III"[*]And the start of a DS9 pair, "Improbable Cause", by Zeke.[/list]Stay tuned for Day 7 tomorrow, or possibly later today.

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Kira: Yeah. One of them gave me this crossword puzzle. What's a four-letter word for "A long spar extending from a mast"?
Garak's Shop: BOOM
Kira: Hey, that fits! Thanks, shop. Wait, shop? Uh oh.

These jokes seem familiar somehow. If only I could remember how.... :)

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Bashir: Odo just wants to help, Garak. This is no time to lie just because lying is cool.
Garak: There's more to it than that. Telling the truth, you see, is uncool.
Bashir: If all the cool people lied about jumping off a bridge, would you do the same?
Garak: Of course not.
Bashir: Liar.

Hilarious!

And nice fiver, Scooter.

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10 Downing Street: KABLAMMO!
12 Downing Street: Phew! I always knew he would be the first to go.

There goes the neighborhood?

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Quark: The Flaxian was in my bar all day. If he planted any bombs, he did it with really long, invisible arms.
Odo: Did you see any of those, Garak?
Garak: (shrug)
Odo: That does it! Until you start telling the truth, I'm done helping you. I'm going to release that Flaxian.
Garak: What? How am I supposed to protect myself now?
Odo: You could always hire an arms inspector.

hee hee oh, the puns!

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O'Brien: I've planted that transponder on his ship. I take it you'll go wherever he will go?
Odo: That's my calling.

Dammit, now I'm going to have that song in my head all the live-long day! But good joke anyway.

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Jones: --Furthermore I have been on the phone with Washington and I've been auth-- I mean, we have agreed that this crisis will be blamed on a middle eastern country to be named later...

Ouch!

You know what they say! "Better late than soon!"

As always, very funny fivers! :D

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"Green" Alien: Ah yes, the Bok Clause.

:mrgreen:

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Doctor: M--
Rose: Don't you dare say "meh."
Doctor: --my goodness that's upsetting.

Heheheh.

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... the USS *Swinetrek,* under the command of Captain Link Hogthrob ...

Pigs. In. Spaaaaace! :shock:

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Doctor: Get on the internet and go to toast10downing.co.fr.
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Doctor: There are lots of others, but this site definitely has the best graphics.

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Odo: You could always hire an arms inspector.

Ba da bum.

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Odo: That didn't help much. I'd like to see if I can get anything from my Cardassian informant.
Sisko: You have a Cardassian informant? Who?
Odo: He won't tell me his name. I know him only as "Ridged Throat."

:snerk:

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Odo: So who are these people really?
Garak: We all worked for Enabran Tain. On the railroad. All the live long day.
Odo: So that's how you were railroaded out of Cardassia.

Heheh.

Good ones! :D Waiting with bated breath for part 2 of the DS9 fiver (two of my favorite eps of the entire series.)

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Odo: Not an accident, eh? That means someone did it on purpose. And it's Garak's shop, so -- GASP! Someone wanted to kill Garak!
Sisko: Hmm... I don't quite follow, but I have faith in your deductive skills.

Graduate of the Slowly And Painfully Working Out The Surprisingly Obvious Detective School.

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Flaxian: Whoa! Bad idea. Those are the ingredients of Lwaxana Troi's latest perfume, Exaggeration.
Odo: A likely story! I'm betting they create a deadly poison!
Flaxian: What did I just say?

*snicker*

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Quark: The Flaxian was in my bar all day. If he planted any bombs, he did it with really long, invisible arms.
Odo: Did you see any of those, Garak?
Garak: (shrug)

It was Reed and Sue Richards child!

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Garak: When was the last time you actually brought that Romulan observer on a Defiant mission?

An excellent question.

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Garak: Yes, but I wouldn't get any insurance money from disguising myself as Major Kira.

If she caught you, you might get life insurance money.

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Odo: When we get back to the the station, I'm banning those damn crosswords.

It's the joke that keeps on giving.