"Jingle bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle all the way!" sang the dazed *holographic* Doctor, as hitting holograms over the head did not shut them up.

"Kill him - kill him now!" Screamed Rose, hysterically.

"Memories...we need to erase the doctor's holographic song memories!" said Troi.

"NO! We need to erase him entirely - this monstrosity cannot come to pass again!" screamed a hysterical producer

"Please, shut up! Some of us are trying to sleep!", exclaimed a highly man from Dunwich.

"Quistis, correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't there have been an 'O' comment in there somewhere?" Asked the terminally-confused Squall.

"Ring around the rosy! Pocket full of posy!" sang the holographic doctor, who no one had fixed yet.

"Somehow, I think I can fix this with the aid of my sonic screwdriver..." commented an irate 9th Doctor.

"Trouble, my friend! Ya got trouble right here in River city!" sang the holographic doctor, before Troi finally smashed his battery pack thingy.

"Unfortunately I've hurt my hand." commented Troi to the doc.

"Very well, I guess I will stop singing long enough so I can heal your hand," said the doc who had an evil grin.

"Well, okay, but I could get Crusher to do it...I don't trust your evil grin!" said Troi to the Doc, who was now stuck in the holodeck.

X-Radiation levels dangerous outside the ship.", said the Computer.

"Ya think...like Duh!" said Janeway.

"Zing zing zing went the trolly!" sang the doc, as everyone ran from him.

"An apple a day, keeps you from singing," said Janeway.

"Bad bedside manner you have Doctor. Speak like Yoda I do" said Tom.

"Cram it! My hand still needs healing!" said Troi.

"Don't be so impatient," said the Doc.