[color=#000000:post_uid0]The water's only cold until you get in (or fall in, as the case may be).[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It's amusing to make fun of Sa'ar. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Actually, it's [b:post_uid0]very[/b:post_uid0] amusing to make fun of Sa'ar. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You derive way too much sadistic pleasure from that.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]If you are going to *pretend* to staple your hand to a desk, first remove the staples from the staple gun.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]If you are going to *pretend* to staple your hand to a desk, first remove the staples from the staple gun.[/quote:post_uid0]
Personal experience? Hehe

When the DM smiles, it's too late.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]He who laughs last thinks slowest.

[quote:post_uid0]When the DM smiles, it's too late.[/quote:post_uid0]

Nan is discovering this.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]How many cans would a cantrip trip if a cantrip could trip cans?[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The internet is a useful tool for discovering where to send dangerous packages to DMs who irritate you.

[quote:post_uid0]You derive way too much sadistic pleasure from that.[/quote:post_uid0]
Well, yeah. I'm [i:post_uid0]evil[/i:post_uid0], remember? :p[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]PC: "I search for traps..."
DM: (rolls) "You don't find them..."[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


[quote:post_uid0]The internet is a useful tool for discovering where to send dangerous packages to DMs who irritate you.
[/quote:post_uid0]

Like incriminating photos.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Telus is evil and sluggish.

[quote:post_uid0]Like incriminating photos.[/quote:post_uid0]

I was thinking of explosives... but hey. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Think LG thoughts think LG thoughts think LG thoughts...Think CE thoughts....... aw cra..... *sound of a human exploding* - The last thing to go through a paladin's mind

[quote:post_uid0]I was thinking of explosives... but hey. [/quote:post_uid0]
Not a good idea. Than you can't play d&d anymore.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Not explosives that powerful. ;)

Edit: Creepy. I'm nine posts above NAH int he rankings. I never thought I'd see the day when I was wordier than NAH. *shudder*[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]What, it wouldn't even kill a dm? What do you need explosives for than?

I know. I don't know what I want. :p[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mangle factor, CM, mangle factor. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]But anonymously. I'm really attached to my character.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"As you're traipsing through the dungeon, whoever sent me that package fails their find traps roll and trips over a loose stone, absorbs a hail of darts in their chest, falls into a deep pit lined with stakes at the bottom, gets a cask of acid dumped on them, chokes on a tooth that got knocked out...and then a huge rock the size of a Buick falls on them.

Now, anyone else have any complaints?"[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]DMs are moderately evil.

[quote:post_uid0]Now, anyone else have any complaints?"[/quote:post_uid0]

Yes. What about MY needs? *huff* :p

Heh heh. I always wanted to try this, but not with pants.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]If you have a deity, pray now. It's not polite to arrive unannounced.[/color:post_uid0]