...Good sir/madame!

In the beginning...

...there was only the Spork. Then man made spoons and forks seperate.

~~

When you call my name, it's like...

~~Lostoyannaya :mrgreen:

...An axe going through my head. I have a headache. Please stop.



Wow! What a...

...clever hypospray! Look! It cured T'Pol's acting and everything!

~~

To Ganymeade and Titan, yes sir...

~~Lostoyannaya

...I've been around. But there ain't no place, in the whole of space, like good old Starbase One.

I made the last bit up.

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will...

come and browse the FMV foras. I kid, I kid. They'll probably just go and annoy B&B.

~~

Would you like some...?

~~Lostoyannaya

red bull to go with that oblivion?

Yeah, like that's gonna

help the Federation.


Hey, folks here's the story...

of when all heck broke loose and danged the whole world.


Four score, and

one touch down, and the game was won.

These are the

voyages of a taxi driver...


Captain, she canna take much

less of this.

Damn the torpeados,

...we're going to take them down with sporkpower alone!

If I had a hammer...

...I could do something about all these nails I've got lying around.

~~

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind...

...tis still a bloody stupid idea.

I can't take...

all of these bus schedules.


Warp core breach in

the impulse reactor.

Don't give up the

...good height measurement tool.


Always look both ways before...

...trying to jump on Final Fantasy VII.

~~

Look, Porthos! It's a....

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

chili pot!

That's no moon, it's a