Ask the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the Book itself)
 

I have a very.,..well not too out of date version of the Guide.

Am willing to look up entries by request. :roll: :P :x :idea:

Look up KillerGodMan :mrgreen:

And the point of all this is...?

I don't know, but if he finds me in the Guide, I won't bug him continuesly

I think it's "mostly harmless".

What is the wingspeed of an unladen Arcturian swallow? :D ;)

2.13 km/hr going into the wind, 3.1 with no wind and an even 4.062834221 km/hr with a tailwaind.

Oh, sorry. Don't ask math thingies around the robot. ::sweatdrop::

As Ford has gone, I will answer any queries :P
KillerGodMan entry:

"KillerGodMan. See also KillerGodMan"
:roll: :roll:

^ shouldn't that say; 'Third in command for the Morphine Party'? :wink:

Okay, here's an important question:

If I smash the s*** out of my f****** computer with a softball bat, can I still claim insurance?

This information could come in handy in the near future

This sounds like it should come under Guidance

"Guidance: SEE Advice."
Okay, Advice then.
"Advice: SEE Guidance."
:wink:

Thanks, that was most helpful.

What should you do if you are on an unfamiliar planet and find a fifteen mile high statue of yourself with a moderately large species of bird people soiling your right ear?

Stop Drinking