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Zeke 02-05-2006 06:28 AM

February 4
 


It was a new age. It was the end of history. It was the day everything changed. The day was Babylon 5 Three-Dayge, Day 3. The place was FiveMinute.net.
<ul>[*]Sa'ar's final contribution to this event is "Grail." Five guesses which movie he references, and the first four don't count.[*]Next is Derek Dean's first B5er: "Intersections in Real Time."[*]And after yesterday's update, there could be no doubt that this was coming: The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Shadow (by me).[/list]

This concludes our brief excursion to Epsilon 3. There's still lots of B5 to cover, though -- and Sa'ar is staff now, so you can expect it to keep coming.


Up next: Doctor Who!


(Picky clerical note: I've interchanged the colour codes of 5MB5 and 5MFY. The lighter brown is easier on the eyes and thus should go with the subsite we'll be hearing from more often.)

Scooter 02-05-2006 06:33 AM

Quote:

Gajic: So tell me about this Babylon Curse of yours.
Jinxo: All the other races said we were daft to build a station here, but we built it anyway. It crashed into the planet. So we built another one... it crashed into the planet, so we built a third one. It lost pressure, broke in half and then crashed into the planet.
I always thought B5 seemed familiar -- it's Swamp Castle!

ijdgaf 02-05-2006 06:36 AM

Wow, I've *actually* seen "Intersections in Real Time".

I think.

Anyway, love the 1984 references.

Kristina 02-05-2006 09:39 AM

Quote:

Kosh: (coughhiccupthroatclear) No. Really. The jellyfish that Sinclair sees is not the jellyfish you are looking for.
That's a Vorlon reply, all right.

Quote:

William: Now, would you like to sit down in the silver chair?
Gotta love those nods to Narnia.

Quote:

1. She knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men
I would think #1 on the Shadows list would equal #1 on the Vorlons list, but I digress.

MmeBlueberry 02-05-2006 01:43 PM

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Garibaldi: Well, you could have dodged a bit more artfully.
Heh.

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Gajic: So tell me about this Babylon Curse of yours.
Jinxo: All the other races said we were daft to build a station here, but we built it anyway. It crashed into the planet. So we built another one... it crashed into the planet, so we built a third one. It lost pressure, broke in half and then
crashed into the planet.
Gajic: What happened to the fourth station?
Jinxo: They took me into custody and told the guards to make sure I stayed there and didn't leave the room. However, the guards got a bit confused....
I love it!

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Garibaldi: Stephen, it wasn't me! It was Bester! He reprogrammed me!
Lyta: He's telling the truth. Bester left a couple of perls at the bottom of the C of Garibaldi's mind.
Franklin: He did? Why that no-good, low-down python! I should have noticed Garibaldi was drinking all that java!
Groan.

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6. She looks a little taller around noon.
And another groan.

Good stuff, all around. :)

Derek 02-05-2006 02:02 PM

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Grajic: Always two there are, a master and an apprentice. We used to have more, but the numbers never added up. 2+2=5 is ungood for everyone.
Hey, waitaminute, 2+2=5 is my ... uh ... er ...

Sa'ar: Idiom, sir?

... Idiom!

Unless, of course, this is just the 2+2 = 5 day of the Three-Dayge.

If that were the case though, this should be number 5:

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4. Some people look like their pets; she looks like her car
Anyway, great list, Zeke. Great fiver, Sa'ar. Congrats, Sa'ar, on B5 section headedness.

mudshark 02-05-2006 06:06 PM

Re: February 4
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeke
<ul>[*]Sa'ar's final contribution to this event is "Grail." Five guesses which movie he references, and the first four don't count.

All of it. http://www.trekbbs.com/threads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

Derek: You, too.

Quote:

1. She knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men
Lamont?

e of pi 02-05-2006 06:16 PM

Funny.

Sa'ar Chasm 02-05-2006 07:00 PM

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Congrats, Sa'ar, on B5 section headedness.
Thank you, sir, and thank you all for your kind words.

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Unless, of course, this is just the 2+2 = 5 day of the Three-Dayge.
Great minds, and all that. (Again!)

We also both put a Sith reference into the same scene.

Although, for the record, I wrote Grail long before you wrote yours.

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All of it.
I've made enough references to that movie in other fivers that I decided to have some fun and screw with people's expectations.

I also put in a massive pile of other references...I think there's one line that contains about five by itself.

Scooter 02-06-2006 10:17 AM

Forgot to mention before --
Quote:

Some people look like their pets; she looks like her car
Fantastic.

Anonymous 02-06-2006 01:40 PM

Quote:

Gajic: What was all that about?
Jinxo: The Vorlon will eat your brain and swallow your soul!
Gajic: If you think you have information, you should go talk to Sinclair before you get kidnap-- (clonk)
Jinxo: Brave Sir Jinxo to the rescue! (runs away)
Brave Sir Jinxo ran away! :lol:

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Gajic: Ouch...that's going to leave a stubb.
Jinxo: That was amazing...your dive was timed perfectly, and your "NOOOOOO!" was spot on.
Gajic: Hah! Take that, Sisko! GAK!
ZING!

Quote:

Sinclair: Well, that was a letdown. I was hoping that Seeker guy would grant me a boon, but he kept putting me off.
Ivanova: What did he say?
Sinclair: No boon today. Maybe boon tomorrow.
Ivanova: There's always a boon tomorrow.
*Dies*

I'm greatly, greatly disapointed at the lack of reference to Bishop Brennan, however. ;)

Quote:

Recording: WAR IS PEACE! FREEDOM IS SLAVERY! IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH!
Boo-yah!

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aribaldi: Stephen, it wasn't me! It was Bester! He reprogrammed me!
Lyta: He's telling the truth. Bester left a couple of perls at the bottom of the C of Garibaldi's mind.
Franklin: He did? Why that no-good, low-down python! I should have noticed Garibaldi was drinking all that java!
Okay, I'm taking that "Boo-yah!" right back. :P

Most amusing, all told, though I've gotten some odd looks from the other library partons as a result of bursting out giggling so many times. Ah well.

Anonymous 02-06-2006 01:41 PM

Parton, patron, same difference.

Chancellor Valium 02-06-2006 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Derek
Hey, waitaminute, 2+2=5

Three, sir!

Alexia 02-07-2006 08:09 AM

2 + 2 does = 5

...for particularly large values of 2.

Chancellor Valium 02-07-2006 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alexia
2 + 2 does = 5

...for particularly large values of 2.

:mrgreen:

You are completely loopey, you know that? :D

I need to add that to my sig.

:mrgreen:

Xeroc 02-07-2006 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alexia
2 + 2 does = 5

...for particularly large values of 2.

The funny thing is, in one of my math classes a while back, someone did make a statement to the effect of:

2 + N = N

For sufficiently large values of N. ;)

Zeke 02-07-2006 09:53 PM

It's an old math joke. My favourite version is that pi equals 3 for large values of 3 and small values of pi.

Chancellor Valium 02-07-2006 10:13 PM

How about this one:

x-y=0

Therefore, 2x-2y=0
Therefore (x-y)=0, and 2(x-y)=0
Therefore (x-y)=2(x-y)
Therefore 1=2

:P

Derek 02-07-2006 10:23 PM

Along those same lines, but without the divide-by-zero, I've always liked the proof as to why 0.9(bar) equals 1.

(what I wouldn't give for a bar notation...)

let x = 0.9(bar)
Therefore 10x = 9.9(bar)
Thus 10x - x = 9.9(bar) - 0.9(bar)
Thus 9x = 9
Thus x = 1

ijdgaf 02-07-2006 10:26 PM

^ the last step is illegal. you can't divide by zero.

(and without even editing, it looks like Derek beats me to it)


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