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Derek 04-01-2003 07:14 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]StarTrek.com has some great April Fools stuff up there. Everyone should read the articles they have up there.

And, Zeke, I think they ripped you off with this one: Vulcan-American Group Angered by Portrayal on Enterprise[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane 04-01-2003 07:26 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]lol! 7-'this just in' articles in one day!

Not to mention the interview with the tribble(s)!
[quote:post_uid0]Did you ever feel like the 60's time of free love has come back to haunt you later?

How can you tell which tribble is your wife, or wives?[/quote:post_uid0]

I think it's got the whole backwards title page/ multiple exclamation marks gag beaten hands-down (Sorry Zuke).[/color:post_uid0]

Zeke 04-01-2003 08:47 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Derek"][color=#000000:post_uid0]And, Zeke, I think they ripped you off with this one: Vulcan-American Group Angered by Portrayal on Enterprise[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hey, I don't have a patent on noticing the moodiness of [i:post_uid0]Enterprise[/i:post_uid0]'s Vulcans. If they ripped me off with anything, it's with the "Star Trek Awards" (sound familiar?)[/color:post_uid0]

Commodore Zuke 04-01-2003 08:54 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Wonko The Sane"][color=#000000:post_uid0]I think it's got the whole backwards title page/ multiple exclamation marks gag beaten hands-down (Sorry Zuke).[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]FOOL! I had nothing to do with it! Do you really think I would participate in such an insipid, pointless occasion as April Fool's Day?[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM 04-01-2003 08:55 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]^That's exactly what I was thinking, Zeke. (No, Mr. Eggplant, I was not talking about your post. :p)[/color:post_uid0]


Commodore Zuke 04-01-2003 08:58 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<span id='ME'><center>Commodore Zuke sputters</center></span>
[b:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]"MR. EGGPLANT"??[/i:post_uid0][/b:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi 04-01-2003 09:04 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A Belgian one wasn't it?[/color:post_uid0]


Wonko The Sane 04-01-2003 09:07 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"]A Belgain one wan't it?[/quote:post_uid0]
I'm pretty sure it was...I think I saw it with the waffles and chocolate earlier.

EDIT: Just got the whole eggplant/zucchini pun... :p[/color:post_uid0]


NAHTMMM 04-01-2003 09:12 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Commodore Zuke"]<span id='ME'><center>Commodore Zuke sputters</center></span>
[b:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]"MR. EGGPLANT"??[/i:post_uid0][/b:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
You heard me. You're never gonna live it down. Not even when you're old and squishy, or whatever it is eggplants do when they get old...

[innocently]BTW, was that one new "Phloxxx" character an April Fool's joke, or an honest goof?[/innocently]

Eggplant/zucchini pun? :S

*makes mental note never to bother quoting someone else's ME code again*[/color:post_uid0]


Wonko The Sane 04-01-2003 09:29 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]:::Shrug:::

I thought it was some kinda intentional vegetable joke, making Zuke = Zucchini, and relating it to some other kind of vegetable.

Then again, I could be wrong.[/color:post_uid0]

Derek 04-01-2003 09:49 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Hey, I don't have a patent on noticing the moodiness of [i:post_uid0]Enterprise[/i:post_uid0]'s Vulcans.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Actually, I was referring more to the "Favorable Images of Vulcans in Entertainment (F.I.V.E.)."[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi 04-01-2003 09:57 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That's made me wonder if we have some closet fans over that way....[/color:post_uid0]

Kira 04-01-2003 11:30 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I found all this hilarious until I discovered that one of the news articles is almost identical to a TJI I've already got written. :madder:[/color:post_uid0]

FatMatDuhRat 04-02-2003 01:39 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nevermind that [b:post_uid0]$#@!% Kira,[/b:post_uid0] run for yr life!! [b:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]ZUKE IS BACK!![/i:post_uid0][/b:post_uid0]
AHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!!![/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM 04-02-2003 01:47 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Maybe [i:post_uid0]you'd[/i:post_uid0] better do the running, FatMat, Zeke's already threatened one person for using multi-!'s today...[/color:post_uid0]

Kira 04-02-2003 01:49 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Only one? Geez, he must be slipping.[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM 04-02-2003 02:46 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sorry, two. *I'm* slipping. :blush:

And that's an interesting way of seeing the whole eggplant joke. I wouldn't have thought of that. :)[/color:post_uid0]

FatMatDuhRat 04-02-2003 05:17 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Everytime I try to run, I trip over those X-tra
ex!cla!ma!tion points that're lying all over the
place. I'm tired of hurting my shins and knee-
caps, so I'm just going to hide inna corner w/
the lights out & hope that [b:post_uid0]Zuke[/b:post_uid0] doesn't have
any infra-red goggles. [b:post_uid0]*crosses fingers*[/b:post_uid0]
:suspicious:[/color:post_uid0]

Zeke 04-02-2003 06:30 PM

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0][innocently]BTW, was that one new "Phloxxx" character an April Fool's joke, or an honest goof?[/innocently][/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]You mean the one in "Strange New World"? That's always been there.[/color:post_uid0]

Captain Galactic 04-02-2003 09:42 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I'm scared of eggplant. Really! Why y'all looking at me like that?

I hail to thee, Zuke! Help me smight these pitiful mortals into the dust![/color:post_uid0]


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