...the right to....party!!??


This is a fully armed and operational....

...angular vector of the moon!

Quick! Check the...

King! Mate! Game Over....

Bridge to Sickbay...

...Is your refridgerator running?

Computer, scan the room for...

...meddling kids!

And I would've gotten away with it too...

...If I hadn't decided to turn myself in. Stupid guilt.


Friends, Countrymen.....

...would you like a jelly baby?

If you had created a virus, something deadly and contagious, that killed on contact...

...would you make sure I am out of the room before accidently dropping the container on the floor.

Once upon a

...trumpet of lobsters, if you would be so kind!

Picture yourself on a boat on a river, with...

a waterfall just ahead. Tell me how you feel at this point.

Try this on...

...it's fresh, and invigorating!

You *like* scented air...

....to run free?



When the time comes.....

...fart loudly, and look as unapolagetic as possible.


I've never once wanted to kill a member of the Royal family, but...

accidents happen, y'know?

The supreme irony of life is...

...checkmate in six moves.

I think we both konw very well what the...

...Puddle under you is.


One day, I shall be.....

...Spending every dime, for a wonderful time!

Come let's mix where...

..everybody knows your name.....


That means points! And what do points mean.....