November 9
 

The Hallowe'en conclusion is still pending, so in the meantime, Derek has a new Smallville fiver that should be published while it's still current: "Exposed." This was about as odd an episode as I've seen... isn't Lex Luthor just a mite young to be running for state senator?

Haven't read it yet, but let me get this straight:

5MSmallville interupted for Hollowe'en interupted for one episode of FMSmallville?

Creepy.

I thought about interrupting the Smallville fiver with a Hallowe'en scene, but Derek registered a protest. Does anyone know the cure for a bat'leth in the spleen?

Not really, no. Unless you're a Klingon, in which case you use the Ancillary Spleen until the other one heals.

Borg Nanoprobes. They've cured everything else, why not a bat'leth wound?

Pulaski's Chicken Soup.

Either that or quantum.

Uh, no. Leola root stew. kthx :P

Tachyons? It's always tachyons.

Tachyons? :shock: Eeeewww, nasty.

Snicker. Snort. Chortle. Guffaw. :D

I've never yet seen an ep of Smallville, but I may have to make an exception in this case. Too funny.

I must agree. That is darn funny.

Tribble stew.

The problem with tribble stew is you eat it and an hour later you're full again.

No, an hour later your stomach explodes with tribbles.

You think you're pretty damn clever, don't you?

Well, you are. Stop it.

Either that, or write enough fivers to become a section he.. wait, never mind.

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one, I know this one! Ahem. B-flat.


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Waiter! Waiter! There's a quantum in my soup!

Worry about the tachyons in the bread, or the chronotons in you wine, my lad! The quantum pales into insignificance by comparison.
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I suppose you'll be quoting from the Dark Matter Shop sketch next...

I can't believe I actually googled for "Dark Matter Shop."