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Originally Posted by Celeste

::does the hustle and then licks Zeke::

Um... ew?

Actually, Celeste, it was IJD's idea, so you should lick him. Just don't let his girlfriend find out.

Okay! ::Tackles IJD::

Can I have some bad part to play? Maybe I can be the horrible cook this time....

Okay, so I guess I'm the...second person who got the VVS9 joke.

Just awesome. And I know I could think of something to say but it's only 1:00 and I haven't had lunch yet.

What?

Hmm... Could I have a cameo as A guy who likes ramming the Cube?

No.

(Update: Day 2 is taking longer than I thought, but it should be posted by 8 EST. Then Day 3 will be the "in just a few hours" one since it's an easier update.)

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Originally Posted by Zeke

No.

:cry: meanie! FINE! I'll just ram the Cube into Toronto! *rams the Cube into Thunder Bay* SHOOT! I missed!

Hey, you missed again. The cube is in my front lawn.

Zeke, I think you must be some kind of genius. An evil genius, to be sure, but a genius all the same. :D

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Originally Posted by richardson

Hey, you missed again. The cube is in my front lawn.

... that wasn't me, I ram the Cube, what is in you front lawn it The cube

Can we all have parts in Voyagers? Please :)

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Zeke: The EMH? Yeah, they're still working on its personality. Ours is just a Marc one.

*Head desk* :lol:

Great stuff Zeke. :D

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Originally Posted by NeoMatrix

Can we all have parts in Voyagers? Please :)

Nope. Over 70% of it is already written, and besides, half of you guys are already involved in the eTrektion. You're getting whole candidate profiles out of that. There will be a couple of cameos, but not many.

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Zeke: The EMH? Yeah, they're still working on its personality. Ours is just a Marc one.

Greatest...Gag...EVER!

Funny story, back in the early '50s USS Wisconsin took her bow off with the help of a DE and a new one was retrofitted from the incomplete USS Kentucky. If you ever tour the Wisconsin you will see a hat in one of the displays that reads USS Wistucky BB 64 Mod 2.

...Well, I thought it was cute.

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Originally Posted by Zeke

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Originally Posted by NeoMatrix

Can we all have parts in Voyagers? Please :)

If I'm even in it, you better not have anyone mistake me for a woman!

And I totally missed that Marc One pun. It's so funny and I missed it. I must reread it all!

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Originally Posted by Hotaru

And I totally missed that Marc One pun. It's so funny and I missed it. I must reread it all!

Oh my God.

So did I, until you said that just now. :lol:

OOO! A new TopTenList! I love TopTenLists! This one was very funny!

Re: December (COUGH) 19

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Originally Posted by Zeke

...you get Day 2 of VW in just a few hours!

Uhuh. Sure.

But have this strong feeling that it will be worth the wait, like those first two.

Love the Top 10 List :D Great points there!

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Unhappy with a new treaty, Federation colonists along the Cardassian border have banded together. Calling themselves "The Maquis," blah blah blah, it is a dark time for the Rebellion, something about taxation, blah blah Republic, blah.

...
(Hudson leaves. Kira stares at the button marked "Fire 600 warheads at Cardassia Prime." Her eyes shift back and forth.)

...
Kira: Bet you won't fly right into a plasma discharge.
Gul Evek: YOU'RE ON!

:lol:

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Zeke: (extends hand) ... I'm here to offer you a deal.
IJD: I like my current long-distance provider fine.
...
Zeke: And the original series Season 3 DVD set.
IJD: (awestruck) But... but that's not out yet!
Zeke: Maybe in the Maquis you had to wait for the release date. We Starfleet officers have salaries, and what else are they going to pay us with? So, do we have a deal?
IJD: I will actually kill you if we don't have a deal.

Bwahahaa! :D

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Zeke: What is this, McCarthyism?
Ops Officer: Okay, you've made that joke three times since the mission started, and I don't intend to listen to it for an entire tour of duty. I'm getting killed too. (nudges the ceiling, which gives way and crushes him)

ROFL! :lol:

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Marc: Ah. Tricorder.
(Officer 1 looks quickly around the room and finds only a spoon, which he hands Marc.)
Marc: (glaring) Medical tricorder!
Officer 1: There is no tr--

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Zeke: You know, this is exactly how first contact with the Klingons went wrong.

Heheh, probably true. ;) Hilarious stuff there.