[quote:post_uid0="Derek"][color=#000000:post_uid0]I'd be tempted to over-use Monty Python's "Bring out your dead".[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I'm not dead!"[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Yes he is!"[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"A duck!"

What are you looking at me like that for?[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][u:post_uid0]Second Brother[/u:post_uid0]: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

[u:post_uid0]Maynard[/u:post_uid0] Skip a bit, Brother.

[u:post_uid0]Second Brother[/u:post_uid0] And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Uh ... my hovercraft is full of eels.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yea, them eels can be pretty nasty, but they can also make great pets![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]One...two...five![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Wonko The Sane"]Yea, them eels can be pretty nasty, but they can also make great pets![/quote:post_uid0]
Er... [i:post_uid0]*flip flip*[/i:post_uid0]..."I will not buy this record, it is scratched."[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Er....... "NI!"?





Nan[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I'm going for a walk."

Shut yer noise, you![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]'Be ot or bot ne ot, tath is the nestquoi.'[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Thanks much Zeke. Sorry I haven't been around much, real life, etc. Sorry about drudging up an old dead thread, too. I just got back from Massanutten Virginia, and I'm going to bed.
Viva la Pie![/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="The Squid"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Sorry about drudging up an old dead thread, too.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]In my mind, the threads I make never die.

Then again, for a while I thought Elvis lived in my closet.

The moral here is that you can never have enough pie.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I think the moral here is that you need to go inside the asylum.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Everyone's crazy except me and my monkey.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I think the moral here is that you need to go inside the asylum.[/quote:post_uid0]

Step 1: Moisten toothpick.
Step 2: Use toothpick to gently remove food caught between teeth.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That'd work, but Floss is better still.[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Celeste"][color=#000000:post_uid0]That'd work, but Floss is better still.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I've found that pieces of broken glass seem to work well.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Isn't it kinda hard to see what you're doing because of all the blood though?[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Isn't it kinda hard to see what you're doing because of all the blood though?[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I see...

Well I [i:post_uid0]suppose[/i:post_uid0] that could be a downside.[/color:post_uid0]