The Kill Things Game!
 

I've seen this in many other forums *cough*Imdb counts as many other forums*cough* and thought it might work here.

Rules:
1. Every thing has 15 points to begin

2. Gameplay is as follows; you add two points to one thing (++) and take two away from two others (--)

2 1/2. YOU CAN'T TAKE FOUR POINTS FROM ONE THING UNTIL HALF ARE GONE!

3. When half are gone, points are doubled (++++ & ----), and you can only take away from one

4. YOU CAN ONLY PLAY ONCE PER DAY

5. When an thing (be it a person, thing, show, ship, 'ship, or concept) it 'dies' and the poster who 'killed' it writes an obituary, if you can't think of one, or just suck at doing it, you can let somebody else do it

6. The game ends when there is only one thing left, then I'll make up a new list.

7. YOU MUST ENJOY PLAYING IT! Non enjoyers will be subjected to many un-fun things, such as the Saber of Slicing, and clips of house related to the House/Stacy story ark

Those are the rules. Remember them, there'll be a test.

Here's the first list:

Voyager Characters

Captian Janeway 15

Chakotay 15

Harry Kim 15

Seven of Nine 15

Tom Paris 15

Neelix 15

Kes 15

Tuvok 15

The Doctor 15

Q 15

Q2 15

Niomi 15

Various Borg children 15

Voyager (as in the actual ship) 15

Have Fun!

Voyager Characters

Captian Janeway 15

Chakotay 15

Harry Kim 13 -come on! He's a redshirt! He was asking for it.

Seven of Nine 15

Tom Paris 15

Neelix 15

Kes 15

Tuvok 15

The Doctor 15

Q 17

Q2 15

Niomi 15

Various Borg children 15

Voyager (as in the actual ship) 13

Captian Janeway 17

Chakotay 15

Harry Kim 13

Seven of Nine 15

Tom Paris 15

Neelix 15

Kes 15

Tuvok 15

The Doctor 15

Q 17

Q2 15

Niomi 13

Various Borg children 13

Voyager (as in the actual ship) 13

Captain Janeway 19

Chakotay 15

Harry Kim 13

Seven of Nine 13 (Arrr, Seven H8.)

Tom Paris 15

Neelix 15

Kes 15

Tuvok 15

The Doctor 15

Q 17

Q2 13 (Annoying for the majority of the episode.)

Naomi 13

Various Borg children 13

Captain Janeway 19

Chakotay 15

Harry Kim 13

Seven of Nine 13

Tom Paris 15

Neelix 13

Kes 15

Tuvok 17

The Doctor 15

Q 17

Q2 13 (Annoying for the majority of the episode.)

Naomi 13

Various Borg children 11

Captain Janeway 19

Chakotay 15

Harry Kim 13

Seven of Nine 13

Tom Paris 15

Neelix 13

Kes 15

Tuvok 17

The Doctor 15

Q 17

Q2 13 (Annoying for the majority of the episode.)

Naomi 13

Various Borg children 11

Voyager (as in the actual ship) 13

Captain Janeway: 19

Chakotay: 15

Harry Kim: 11

Seven of Nine: 13

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 13

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 15

Q: 19

Q2: 13

Naomi: 13

Various Borg children: 9

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 13

Captain Janeway: 21

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim: 11

Seven of Nine: 11

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 13

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 15

Q: 19

Q2: 13

Naomi: 13

Various Borg children: 9

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 13

Captain Janeway: 21

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim: 11

Seven of Nine: 11

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 13

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 15

Q: 21

Q2: 11

Naomi: 13

Various Borg children: 7

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 13

((Who wants to bet the various borg children are the first out?))

e does!

One more thing, show where your adding and subtracting, it makes things easier

Janeway = ++
Harry = --

Captain Janeway THE AWESOME!: 23

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim the REDSHIRT!: 9

Seven of Nine: 11

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 13

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 15

Q: 21

Q2: 11

Naomi: 13

Various Borg children: 7

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 13

Captain Janeway: 23

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim: 9

Seven of Nine: 11

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 13

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 15

Q: 21

Q2: 11

Naomi (--): 11

Various Borg children (--): 5

Voyager (as in the actual ship) (++): 15

Captain Janeway: 23

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim (--): 7

Seven of Nine: 11

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 13

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 15

Q(++): 23

Q2: 11

Naomi : 11

Various Borg children (--): 3

Voyager (as in the actual ship) :15

Hey, Pi, you already played today, didn't you?

*wants to do it againnnn* :cry:

Meh.

Heheh.

Truer words were never spoken.

Event: Tom Paris flies through a nebula. Voyager takes a hit, a console in the mess hall explodes, killing many redshirts. Neelix and the borg children are injured while playing their favorite game.

Captain Janeway: 23

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim: 7

Seven of Nine: 11

Tom Paris (++): 17

Neelix(--): 11

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 15

Q: 23

Q2: 11

Naomi : 11

Various Borg children (--): 1

Voyager (as in the actual ship) :15

Today's Federation News Service Top Headlines

Borg Children die in hull decompression.
Redshirt who won't die injured in tragic mess hall accident.
Crew remembers "Told them that starships don't have sunroosf".

Captain Janeway: 23

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim: (--) 5

Seven of Nine: 11

Tom Paris : 17

Neelix: 11

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 15

Q(++): 23

Q2: 11

Naomi : 11

Various Borg children (--): -1

Voyager (as in the actual ship) :15[/quote]

Damn you, e!

Captain Janeway: 23

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim(++): 7 :P

Seven of Nine: 11

Tom Paris : 17

Neelix: 11

Kes: 15

Tuvok(--): 15

The Doctor: 15

Q: 23

Q2: 11

Naomi : 11

Various Borg children : -1

Voyager (as in the actual ship) :15