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Sa'ar Chasm 02-11-2004 07:12 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]ReBoot?[/quote:post_uid0]

You are correct, sir.[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi 02-11-2004 11:26 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Just begging for a [i:post_uid0]Doctor Who[/i:post_uid0] reference (or three):

Neo: Odd. I saw that same robotic dog just a second ago.
Trinity: Not good. Either we're being chased by a talking cactus, or the Agents have changed something.
Neo: So that's why I'm wearing a scarf and hat.

SWAT Guy: Die fledermaus!
Mouse: Not the opera puns...! GAK!

I shall try and think of something a little more sane tomorrow.[/color:post_uid0]

dsbs 02-12-2004 02:29 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]love this:

SWAT Guy: Die fledermaus!
Mouse: Not the opera puns...! GAK!

(by the way, thanks people for explaining the registration and inviting me in)[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM 02-13-2004 01:19 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A somewhat different version of my latest block:


Neo: If you see a feline walk past you, and then you see an identical feline do it again, is the second one considered a dupli-cat?
Morpheus: More like a sign of impending catastrophe. Speaking of which, I want to make a phone call. Get me Mouse.
Mouse: The windows are sealed--GAK!
Agents: Yes, they are.
Morpheus: Rats, Mouse just went catatonic.[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix 02-13-2004 05:39 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Neo: Hmmm, a lagging cat
Morpheus: Mouse, watch out for the lagging cat
Mouse: Great, i'm trapped like a rat.
Swat Guy: Don't be such a brat.
Mouse: Oh, before I die, can I at least get to wear your hat?
Swat Guy: No
Mouse: Drat![/color:post_uid0]

taya17 02-13-2004 07:16 AM

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]A somewhat different version of my latest block:


Neo: If you see a feline walk past you, and then you see an identical feline do it again, is the second one considered a dupli-cat?
Morpheus: More like a sign of impending catastrophe. Speaking of which, I want to make a phone call. Get me Mouse.
Mouse: The windows are sealed--GAK!
Agents: Yes, they are.
Morpheus: Rats, Mouse just went catatonic.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I like this one. :D[/color:post_uid0]

Zeke 02-13-2004 04:30 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I meant to call a vote yesterday, but I'm not sure we're really at that point yet. What do you guys think?[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM 02-13-2004 10:10 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I think we've probably got enough proposals that it would be justifiable. On the other hand, I'm not sure I've run out of "cat" jokes yet. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi 02-13-2004 11:12 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Eh - I'm all tapped out. I've no objection to the voting beginning.[/color:post_uid0]

Pteryx 02-14-2004 03:23 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well, so long as we're voting, I like this one of JobeGDG's:

[quote:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Neo[/b:post_uid0]: Hey, a black cat! Hey, a black cat!
[b:post_uid0]Trinity[/b:post_uid0]: Oh no! They're making changes to the Matrix!
[b:post_uid0]Neo[/b:post_uid0]: Like adding another cat? That's a lot of bad luckÂ…
[b:post_uid0]Mouse[/b:post_uid0]: GAK!
[b:post_uid0]Neo[/b:post_uid0]: See?[/quote:post_uid0]

Oh, and I also like this first title whatever wise guy is responsible gave me. Â :) Â -- Pteryx[/color:post_uid0]

Scooter 02-14-2004 07:50 AM

[quote:post_uid0="Standback"][color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, isn't that the cat that was here a minute ago?
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] Uh-oh. The cat's taking to long to load. There's a glitch in Matrix.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] What's that mea-- Hey, why'd everything turn blue?
[b:post_uid0]Matrix:[/b:post_uid0] Fatal exception at 1337-a743f07r42.pirate.Nebuchadnezzer.link?id=Morpheus. Please reboot universe. Have a nice day.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]:lol:[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix 02-14-2004 04:59 PM

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Neo: If you see a feline walk past you, and then you see the same feline do it again, is that a sign you're about to experience a catastrophe?
Morpheus: It is if you're being hunted cat-and-mouse. Speaking of which, I want to make a phone call. Get me Mouse.
Mouse: The windows are sealed--GAK!
Agents: Yes, they are.
Morpheus: Drat, too late. Mouse just went catatonic.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]This is where my vote is going[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi 02-14-2004 05:07 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I vote for Standback's 'Blue Screen of Death' block.[/color:post_uid0]

catalina_marina 02-14-2004 05:08 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I still like[quote:post_uid0]Neo: Hey, isn't that the cat that was here a minute ago?
Trinity: Uh-oh. The cat's taking to long to load. There's a glitch in Matrix.
Neo: What's that mea-- Hey, why'd everything turn blue?
Matrix: Fatal exception at 1337-a743f07r42.pirate.Nebuchadnezzer.link?id=Morpheus. Please reboot universe. Have a nice day.[/quote:post_uid0]
But I think there should be a scene with Mouse in it, too.[/color:post_uid0]

dsbs 02-14-2004 09:02 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I also vote for standback's version (jic: the one one where the universe must be rebooted)[/color:post_uid0]

Standback 02-15-2004 10:32 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That's 4 for the Blue Screen of Death, one for Jobe's "bad luck - GAK", and one NAHT's catcatcatcat one.

I'm in favor of the BSoD, which is mine, so I can't vote for it, so I'm not voting... but I agree that we need a scene for mouse. Maybe we could rewrite the cat puns for a Mouse-only scene?[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm 02-15-2004 07:00 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I'm quite partial to the Die Fliedermaus pun.[/color:post_uid0]

taya17 02-16-2004 07:05 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Have Ivoted yet? If not, count my vote towards the BSoD one. And this keyboard sucks. ::thwaps it soundly:: the space bar doesn't work properly! GAUGH![/color:post_uid0]

Standback 02-16-2004 07:57 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The opera pun's good by me, too... what do y'all think?[/color:post_uid0]

Gatac 02-16-2004 11:26 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Another vote for the "Reboot the Universe" block here.

Gatac[/color:post_uid0]


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