Chances are if you locked us into a spacegoing theater, we couldn't do any better than this. Chances also are that we'd kill each other with our razor-sharp wits after only a few days (about 47 minutes in fiver-time).

You are number XXXX to think "why can't those idiots write the number XXXX in the same font and size as the rest of the line?"

We are not liable for any eye damage caused by your squinting to read this disclaimer. If you really want to whine, go tell Paramount to release the enhanced TOS sets.

Disclaim is mine. Git your own claim, whippersnapper!