[color=#000000:post_uid0]^ Heh. As if the simple fact that something doesn't exist has ever slowed anyone here down very much ... :lol:
[quote:post_uid0]That one was just meant to sound like it was a very early Rd_-___ model [/quote:post_uid0]Okay. I was trying to make it follow the same pronuciation logic as for the droids' names, and wasn't coming up with anything obvious. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]AAAAAAAH! Cheese overload! Cheese overload! Sweet mother of God, help! :D :D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*THWAPs Nic*[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mmmmmm Cheese[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You're all very silly. But in a really entertaining way.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well, I won't deny that... But this one is completely NAH's fault. Really. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You're the one who doesn't like cheese, that's what inspired this whole thing. :p[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Baa baa black sheep
Have you any cheese?
"Yes sir, yes sir,
I've got three bags of these..."[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid2="Katy Jane"][color=#000000:post_uid2]You're the one who doesn't like cheese, that's what inspired this whole thing. :p[/color:post_uid2][/quote:post_uid2]
[color=#000000:post_uid2]Indeed. ;)[/color:post_uid2]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Katy Jane"]You're the one who doesn't like cheese, that's what inspired this whole thing. :p[/quote:post_uid0]
Indeed. ;)[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Gang up on me, why don't you. :O

:p[/color:post_uid0]

I did a BaW fiver this afternoon. 'Tis on my LJ if ya wanna see it. It's for I-Robot, which I saw last night, so it really didn't take much longer than 5 mins to write! Anyone want me to post it here too?

yeah I do I do I do

pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase

If you haven't seen te film and don't want to know what happens look away...NOW :mrgreen: Actually, there is so little plot you could probably read it anyway :wink:

Five Minute I-Robot

Water: *Glug*
Girl: Hoorah! I’m saved. A mighty fine, technologically advanced robot to pull me free!
Narrator: *To girl* We’re right at the start of the movie sweetheart. Exactly what are the chances of that particular scenario?

Spooner: Hot damn, I had that dream about the little girl again. No wonder I’m divorced.
Audience: Ehum *coughs* Were we not promised Will Smith naked in the first scene?
Spooner: Nothing a nice hot shower won’t fix though.
Will’s Butt: *Waves*
Audience: Muuuuuuuuch better!

Spooner: La la la, walking down the street, eating my pie…WHAT THE?
Robot: La la la, running down the street, with a bag.
Spooner: Jumpy.
Robot: Wtf?
Spooner: Err…pie?
Zefram Cochrane, I mean, scientist bloke: Weeeeeeee…ah…an approaching floor. GAK!

Spooner: Why did you kill yourself?
Holo-Scientist: That is the right question.
Spooner: I know, dummy. You just told me to ask it.
Holo-Scientist: Indeed. I am here to help you find out what really happened to me. Ask me anything you need to know.
Spooner: What’s with that hair?
Holo-Scientist: I’m sorry, responses are limited.

Spooner: ‘Twas the b*stard robots. Arrr ‘twas.
Chief Cop: It’s “International Talk like a Pirate day” already?
Robot: Hi, how can I help you? Can I serve you in any way?
Spooner: SEE? EVIL!

Woman: I’m an attractive female scientist.
Spooner: Love Interest. Check.

Water: *Glug*
Girl: Hoorah! I’m saved. A mighty fine, technologically advanced robot to pull me free!
Narrator: *To girl* Oooooooh; so close. Moving on…

Sonny: I am a good robot. I feel emotions and stuff.
Spooner: Feel this, robot scum.
Sonny: That hurt only on the inside. If I could cry, I would.
Spooner: Prove it.
Sonny: I can’t.
Spooner: SEE? EVIL!
Sonny: No, just no tear glands…or tears.

Evil Robots: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Spooner: Yikes.

Attractive female scientist: Ouch. You made a booboo?
Spooner: I’m macho, not stupid. The demolition robot tried to smoosh me.
Attractive female scientist: Awww…want a Mickey Mouse band aid?
Spooner: NO!
Atractive female scientist: Donald Duck?
Spooner: Much better.

Evil Robots: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH s’more.

Water: *Glug*
Girl: Hoorah! I’m saved. A mighty fine, technologically advanced robot to pull me free!
Narrator: *To girl* Here’s a twist. YOU LOSE!
Girl: Sucks to be me.
Spooner: Save her!
Robot: But? Rule #1. Don’t do anything to affect the film ratings.

Evil Robots: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH still more.
Spooner: Ouchie, my arm. Good job it’s metal and roboty. Ha! Bet ya didn’t see that coming!
Lone Audience Member: Yeah, actually, I did.
Spooner: Metal arm. Your neck. Get acquainted.

Spooner: So you’re really not evil.
Sonny: Nah.

Evil Robots: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. And then some!
Old knackered Robots: Look chaps, you wouldn’t mind just stopping for a bit would you? No? Oh…alright then. Carry on. GAK!

Spooner: Holy Wrong Robot, Batman!

Attractive female scientist: I have the Robot killing viru…oh, I dropped it. Silly me. Perhaps due to the ARMY OF EVIL ROBOTS ATTACKING ME?!
Spooner: Quick, push the Red Button.
Evil Robots: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa...aaah…*splutters* Anyone got a cough drop?

Attractive female scientist: I’m falling here…
Sonny: Yeah, we Robots don’t have the best track record for saving the girl.
Attractive female scientist: Well, I’d have thought the “Attractive” prefix would have helped my case. Remember the first law?
Sonny: They say beauty is in the eye of the beholde…
Spooner: SAVE HER MORON! Honestly, you give these robots ONE task…

Sonny: We did it. What now?
Spooner: Do I need to turf out my “Insert moral *here*” T-Shirt?

Narrator: THE END!
Spooner: WHAT? I didn’t even get to kiss the girl?
Narrator: No. Ha ha!
Spooner: Nuts.

Spooner eats sweet potato pie at ludicrous speed.

^ Being a BaW fiver because I did it at work when I was bored...

Thinking about it, I'm not certain that's the sort of fiver in the rest of this thread... :wink: nm... :)

:D :D :D Good stuff!

Heh. That's not half bad either. Of course, I've yet to actually see I, Robot, but 'll get round to it one of these years.

Board At Work, eh? Hmmm...........

*On board the 5-Minute Voyager*
Zeke: Captain's Log, stardate 656449030259430953.1: We will be arriving at Madetheplaceuppa IV "soon".
Crew: Yay!
Nan: You keep believing him every time he says that O_o
Zeke: Hey! This time I mean it!
Nan: Pfft.
Zeke: I said --
Nan: And I said Pfft.
Zeke: Shouldn't Kira be doing this?
Me: Meh.

Kira: I should've been in that.
Nan: Pfft.
Audience: STOP SAYING PFFT!
Nan: Bite me
Porthos: Grrr....(bites Nan)
Nan: Ow!

Ummm..........not great, is it :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Well, everyone has to start somewhere. :D

Perhaps you could write a sample one?

Perhaps you could write a sample one?