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Chancellor Valium 06-01-2007 04:04 PM

Vital Question
 
How many roads must a man walk down?

Gatac 06-01-2007 05:52 PM

None. A man has walked them all before.

Gatac

Nate the Great 06-01-2007 08:02 PM

Well, technically none. He could always run, skip, tiptoe, crawl, drive, skateboard, rollerblade, get dragged via rope by Maddog Tannen, whatever.

Sa'ar Chasm 06-01-2007 09:16 PM

42.

Nate the Great 06-01-2007 09:35 PM

I was trying to avoid the obvious fanwankery answer.

Zeke 06-01-2007 09:38 PM

Your post and sig make a weird combination.

AKAArzosah 06-02-2007 12:26 AM

Homer: Seven.
Lisa: No, dad, it's a rhetorical question.
Homer: OK, eight.

Nate the Great 06-02-2007 01:29 AM

The usage of 42 in my sig predates this thread by awhile. What, I'm supposed to change it so it doesn't conflict with my post? Oooookkkkaaaayyy....

MaverickZer0 06-02-2007 06:46 AM

None. If he tries he doesn't have to go anywhere. But if he wants to, we have cars and buses and things.

Chancellor Valium 06-08-2007 11:33 PM

What if the road is placed in the box, flattening the cat, and the box is then re-sealed?

(in other news: Ha! Eat that, you glorified photocopier! :P )

mudshark 06-09-2007 06:13 AM

Who nose?

Nate the Great 06-09-2007 11:58 AM

Mudshark, your post made me giggle because it contains a nigh-invisible juxtaposition joke when combined with Val's. Let's see if anybody else can figure it out. Hint: That's right!

Katy Jane 06-09-2007 08:20 PM

I'm trying to remember what my six year old niece said when my brother asked her that... it was a surprisingly good answer than i had never heard before, but i can't think of it now... oh well.

Nate the Great 06-09-2007 08:28 PM

Was it 42? :)

Katy Jane 06-09-2007 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nate the Great (Post 73899)
Was it 42? :)

no, but i would have died laughing it it had been.

Zeke 06-10-2007 03:39 PM

I've always liked Rick Berman's joke that 47 is 42 adjusted for inflation.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nate the Great (Post 73896)
Mudshark, your post made me giggle because it contains a nigh-invisible juxtaposition joke when combined with Val's. Let's see if anybody else can figure it out. Hint: That's right!

Oh, so you can comment on funny juxtaposition, but when I do it....

Nate the Great 06-10-2007 07:38 PM

That sounds about right.

I won't explain Mudshark's hidden joke because it really is stupid.

Chancellor Valium 06-10-2007 10:06 PM

I don't get it, but I think the real question is: Who is 'Val'?

Nate the Great 06-11-2007 01:02 AM

What, you don't like "Val?"

Chancellor Valium: What if the road is placed in the box, flattening the cat, and the box is then re-sealed?
mudshark: Who nose?

A cat and a nose. Meowth (of Pokemon fame) points out every so often that the animator forgot to draw him with a nose. Incredibly obscure, incredibly random. You really didn't want to know.

Sa'ar Chasm 06-11-2007 02:31 AM

Or it could just be that the catbox smells bad.

Val = Prince Valiant.


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