The Tender Loving Association are all a bit weak, like the FMV

Yeah, I heard Four-Minute Voyager wasn't doing too well, but I did hear HIBOB was doing quite well!

Indeed, Hebrew Icemen Bring Old Books is getting along with WOMEN

We Open Male Empty-Nesters gets along really well with everyone. I think they just need the company. Which reminds me, the other day I was walking down the street when a WOMEN kept pestering me to join. I don't know why, I'm only 17, but long story short I jumped into a MSEB meeting to avoid him.

Yech, I hate the Miserable Sodding Electronic Bank. But I do like POOLMO

Those damn Pessimistic Otters Occupying Larry's Mod Outhouse.

ASDFGHJKL will cream them!

All Sad Dead Friend; Good, Happy, Joking, Loving!? Like they could do anything. I mean, CRAZY is better than them.

the Cocoa Raiders Acting Zanily Yesterday club really would be nowhere without GOONS

Yes, the Great Oblong Orifice of Nonsensical Speech is very important for the correct functioning of the FORA.

Fortune One-hundred Remeding Airlines has really improved the food on planes, but I still think JOKL did a better job.

the John Obsessive Karl Lovers were sooooo much better than the SUXXOR....

I did hear the Super Un-Xtreme Xylophone and Oboe Recitals were pretty bad, kinda like the THE.

Thursday's Hunting Enterprise? No, I'm don't like that idea at all. How about NPROL?

New Pensylvania Renegade Out-Laws are so last YEAR

Yep, the Yarn Eating Aunt Rappers got OLD

Yeah, I heard they were Over-Loaded with Depression, against the better reccommendations of the GAK.

The depression of Guys And Kilts caused many other groups to DIE

Digging Internet Explorers just can't take the heat of the FIREFOXes!

No, the Funky Internet Researchers for the Extreme Fractalization Of XML have really kicked serious BUTT!

Binging Ushers Telecommunications Telethon isn't being held HERE!