100+ Stupid Star Wars Quotes
 

1) Ackbar's "It's a TRAP!"
2) Palpatine - "And now, my small, green friend, you shall feel the FULL POWER of the Dark Side!"
3) Yoda - "A prophecy which misinterpreted, we may have!"

4) Around the survivors a perimeter create. - Yoda
5) I really missed you. - Anakin, attempting to match Chakotay for wooden delivery.

Hell, anything he or Ohmuhdahlin' says qualifies for that.

joint with 5, Obi-Wan's "The Dark Side is Naughty" speech.

6. Always on the move. - Obi-wan, RotS

7) And the Hammy Award goes to....Mark Hamill, for "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" in ESB.
8) The Cheese Award goes to Darth Vader for the preceding line....

8. Not if anything I have to say about it, Lord Sidious.

LOLOL!
9) Most of Natalie Portman's lines from RotS
10) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" --Darth Vader, RotS

"He was an unarmed prisoner." Anakin after killing Count Duku after cutting off both his hands. *snickers*

"Only the Sith deal in absolutes, Anakin!"

13. Han Solo: It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs!

14. "Bloop de do bopp di bing deep" - R2D2

15. Look at the pattern of these blaster bolts. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are this precise. - Obi-wan, proving that Jedi actually do lie.

Yes, but maybe it was Sandtroopers there, and Obi-Wan mis-intripeted

"That's no moon. It's a spacestation!" - proving that the Jedi have real problems with longsightedness...

"Oh, no, my young Jedi. You will find it is *you* who are mistaken, about a GREAT MANY THINGS."
Palpatine.

I mean, what a useless come-back!

"I'm here to rescue you!" Luke

And from the game: Star Wars Battlefront 2

"...I don't know why we wasted so many lives just to protect a bunch of walking carpets" - Mission briefing before the battle on Kashykk

I love the irony of that, considering the timing of the post it's in....

I don't get it.

I'll explain it to you when you're older.

Padme:"My love for you is like a lovely river of loving, love!"
Anakin:"Ooookay, startin' to get creepy."

I always thought the love story was really forced in that movie.