[color=#000000:post_uid0]Today is Alfred Hitchcock Day. :)

Tomorrow (the 13th) is Jewel Day (as in gems, I assume).

The 15th is "Everything You Think is Wrong" Day.

But the 16th will be "Everything You Do is Right" Day. :S

And the 17th is [b:post_uid0][color=yellow:post_uid0]Submarine[/color:post_uid0][/b:post_uid0] Day.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The 15th is also National Quilting Day.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You missed International Women's Day on March 8th. You, sir, should be ashamed of yourself.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I know it's not strictly a holiday, but I felt Einstein's birtday just had to be mentioned.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Things Are Good"]You missed International Women's Day on March 8th. You, sir, should be ashamed of yourself.[/quote:post_uid0]
Oh, I am. I am.


I'll try to make up for it with a stupid little jingle:

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[i:post_uid0]My constant has a first name, it's three-ee-ee-ee-ee,
My constant has a second name, it's one-four-one-five-nine-two-six-five-three-five-eight-nine-seven-nine-three-two-three-eight
-four-six-two-si...[/i:post_uid0]
[/quote:post_uid0]
Actually, this may not be so little. It might even be the second coming of "The Song That Never Ends". [img:post_uid0]http://3sygma.com/fiveminute/forums/html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif[/img:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Pi is exactly three!"

Sorry. Simpsons quote. Had to be done.

I'm also sitting on a math joke I'd like to work into a fiver. It would work best in B5.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Past time to catch up.

4/1 : One Cent Day. No foolin'! ;)

4/7 ( Tomorrow! ) : No Housework Day :bigsmile:

4/8 : All is Ours Day [img:post_uid0]http://3sygma.com/fiveminute/forums/html/non-cgi/emoticons/eek5.gif[/img:post_uid0]

4/9 : Name Yourself Day

4/10 : Golfers Day

4/13 : Blame Somebody Else Day[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]4/13 : Blame Somebody Else Day [/quote:post_uid0]

That's every day.[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]4/13 : Blame Somebody Else Day [/quote:post_uid0]

That's every day.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well, that's what a guy on the street said, I really wouldn't knowbecause it's not my business and so it's not my fault or anything.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]All right, now that my last-minute crunch at college is over (?), I can get back to doing these. Unfortunately, it is already too late for such meaningful, exciting days as Save the Rhino Day, National Candied Orange Peel Day, Lost Sock Memorial Day, Limerick Day, and National Dance Like A Chicken Day (which was yesterday, if you don't mind being 24 hours late).

Today (May the 15th) is [b:post_uid0]National Chocolate Chip Day[/b:post_uid0]! Mmm-mmm. :)

May 19th will be Frog Jumping Jubilee Day.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]National Kiss Day was earlier this week[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]i have two psychopaths living in my head. does that count as MPD?

If it is, I totally agree. wonderful way of life!! whoo hoo!!

*jumps into chocolate fudge pool with the two personalities in her head*[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Celeste"]Purple![/quote:post_uid0]
GREEN!

:D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Chartreuse![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Magenta![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Columbia![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Enterprise![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Voyager![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oh! Calcutta![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Taxi drivers![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]We currently have 57 members.

57 + 100 * 2^x = a prime when x = -1, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]What's that got to do with taxi drivers?

Danny DeVito[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]What's that got to do with taxi drivers?

Danny DeVito[/quote:post_uid0]

There are 11 letters in "taxi drivers". 57 - 11 = 46, which by some coincidence ( :eyeroll: ) just happens to be the square of the IQ of the person who posted just before the post I quote here. So there. :p

Wait a moment, what'd I just say...? :suspicious:[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]There are 11 letters in "taxi drivers". 57 - 11 = 46, which by some coincidence ( :eyeroll: ) just happens to be the square of the IQ of the person who posted just before the post I quote here. So there. :p

Wait a moment, what'd I just say...? :suspicious:[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Math: A+. Logic: F.

:D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="taya17"][quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"]There are 11 letters in "taxi drivers". 57 - 11 = 46, which by some coincidence ( :eyeroll: ) just happens to be the square of the IQ of the person who posted just before the post I quote here. So there. :p

Wait a moment, what'd I just say...? :suspicious:[/quote:post_uid0]
Math: A+. Logic: F.

:D[/quote:post_uid0]


The International Union of Numerologists just called me to tell me to tell you that their lawyers will be getting in touch with you very soon. I don't think that was a Zeke "soon", either. :D :smile:[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]The International Union of Numerologists just called me to tell me to tell you that their lawyers will be getting in touch with you very soon.[/quote:post_uid0]

But not on a day with a three in it. Threes are unlucky.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And eights. Especially if your name is Rincewind.[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][color=#000000:post_uid0]And eights. Especially if your name is Rincewind.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Pratchett reference #395467832. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0]But not on a day with a three in it. Threes are unlucky.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Never to mention that number again. I'm a liturature student - enough said.[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0]But not on a day with a three in it. Threes are unlucky.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]So the last day of the month is always a bad day, except in February.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Or March, when it's the 15th.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Or March, when it's the 15th.[/quote:post_uid0]

Beware...[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yeah, I heard that was a very bad day, lol.

Also dont forget April 13th and Friday the 13th. Oh shoot, any 13th is bad, lol.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]There was a snazzy song about the ides of march from some cartoon show or movie, but I forget now. I'm thinking hercules, but don't quote me. :P[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Celeste"][color=#000000:post_uid0]...but don't quote me. :P[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Too late.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Quoting is what we do best around here. We are all Journalists who quote the words right out of each other's mouths.[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Saxamaphone"][color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Celeste"]...but don't quote me. :P[/quote:post_uid0]
Too late.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ha ha! I am unbelievably amused![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="NeoMatrix"]Quoting is what we do best around here. We are all Journalists who quote the words right out of each other's mouths.[/quote:post_uid0]
thankfully, i am not guilty of that.

:looks up:

Oops...

:D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Quoting before you speak I see[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Today, May 31, is National Macaroon Day.


Looking ahead to [color=#F52887:post_uid0]June[/color:post_uid0], I see we are about to enter [b:post_uid0][color=blue:post_uid0]American Rivers Month[/color:post_uid0][/b:post_uid0], [b:post_uid0]Zoo and Aquarium Month[/b:post_uid0], [b:post_uid0]National Fresh Fruit and [color=green:post_uid0]Vegetable[/color:post_uid0] Month[/b:post_uid0] and [b:post_uid0]Dairy Month[/b:post_uid0] (paying attention, Katy?), and of course the ever-popular [b:post_uid0]National Accordian Awareness Month[/b:post_uid0], [b:post_uid0]Fight The Filthy Fly Month[/b:post_uid0], and [b:post_uid0]National Papaya Month[/b:post_uid0].


Tomorrow, June 1st, is Dare Day.

June 3rd is Repeat Day.

June 3rd is Repeat Day.

June 3rd is Repeat Day.

June 5th is [b:post_uid0]Festival Of Popular Delusions Day[/b:post_uid0] :D

June 6th is National Applesauce Cake Day [img:post_uid0]http://3sygma.com/fiveminute/forums/html/non-cgi/emoticons/eek5.gif[/img:post_uid0] and [b:post_uid0]Teacher's Day[/b:post_uid0]

June 7th is [b:post_uid0]National [color=#ADA96E:post_uid0]Chocolate[/color:post_uid0] Ice Cream Day[/b:post_uid0]

June 9th is Donald Duck Day

June 3rd is Repeat Day

And June 10th is National Yo-Yo Day.[/color:post_uid0]