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Nate the Great 08-02-2021 11:52 PM

I thought I knew about all the mainline Mario games and their ports, but today I learned about Super Mario Bros. Special.


It's sort of a port of Mario 1 for the PC-8801 (an 8-bit computer made in Japan in the early '80s).



I guess it can stay in the dustbin next to Dangerous Dave in Copyright Infringement.

Nate the Great 08-03-2021 11:57 PM

Steven Spielberg is making a new version of West Side Story!


I don't know how to feel about this. Was the original movie so good that it can't be improved on? No, of course not. Will Spielberg take the story in new directions that will take it away from the West Side Story identity? I'm afraid the answer will be yes.

Nate the Great 09-27-2021 07:13 PM

You can only survive in a Bag of Holding for ten minutes before you suffocate!


So the D&D nerds have actually discussed what happens if you put living objects in a BOH, or pull one over your head, or whatever.



And they've decided that if you put a BOH inside another BOH you'll create a rift that will suck everything within ten feet into another dimension.

Nate the Great 10-10-2021 03:52 AM

My parents were big fans of MASH, so of course I knew about the spinoff AfterMASH. The amazing thing that I learned today is that Rosalind Chao was one of the stars of it, and she married Klinger!

DrWho42 11-08-2021 03:50 AM

apparently laurie anderson wanted to make an opera based on the thomas pynchon novel gravity's rainbow?? :confused:

Mister Heartbreak

Nate the Great 11-08-2021 02:19 PM

For some reason Picard has two versions of a Shakespeare omnibus in his ready room.



And he gave one of them to Data only to get it back.

DrWho42 11-09-2021 08:08 PM

amanda palmer covered a momus song.

Nate the Great 11-21-2021 05:16 AM

So I'm a big fan of turn-of-the century alt rock, but today I learned that there's actually a distinct term for this: minivan rock. YouTube playlist.

DrWho42 11-21-2021 11:09 PM

i learned club penguin rewritten exists

DrWho42 11-25-2021 10:43 PM

The Cotard delusion is when someone believes they are dead, do not exist, or lost important internal organs:

Cotard delusion

Nate the Great 11-26-2021 03:38 AM

So I'm watching the CinemaSins review of The Fugitive (one of the few R-rated movies that I've seen, mainly because I didn't know it was R-rated at the time), and this "Sykes" character looked familiar. It turns out I was right, it's the actor (Andreas Katsulas) who played Tomalak. The amazing thing is that he also played G'Kar on Babylon 5!



Granted, I haven't watched much B5, but G'Kar is quite a memorable character. I wonder why I never made the connection.






Nate the Great 12-24-2021 02:01 AM

So I've seen those little gnomes with their hats covering their eyes before, but today I learned that the holiday variety have been deemed "Gonks."



I'm not a fan of them, at least in a holiday context. They're supposed to be simple fanciful creatures, not the sort of thing to be coded "Christmas-themed."



Furthermore, "gonks" already have a meaning: balls of fur with eyes and shoes.



There are more definitions of gonk than I thought. I don't think I've ever used the word before, but if I did I would use it as a synonym for "blockhead."

Nate the Great 12-24-2021 02:16 AM

Brad Jones AKA The Cinema Snob turned 40 on the 20th!


I thought he was years older than me, not mere months.

DrWho42 01-15-2022 06:42 AM

apparently "kiss alien" brings up a funny response in space quest i

Nate the Great 01-25-2022 02:43 AM

Why is the hook on the end of a tape measure always loose?


Today I found out. Consider my mind blown.

Nate the Great 02-05-2022 01:53 PM

How Pokeballs work.


Like many others, I always assume that the things simply held Pokemon in a state of transporter suspension.



But no, the things are just for containment. All Pokemon have the ability to shrink themselves to fit inside.


I understand that the early manga and concept art implied shrunken Pokemon, and there have been times that Pokemon have summoned themselves. But this is still ridiculous.

Nate the Great 03-29-2022 02:15 AM

They actually made a movie out of the webcomic Marry Me starring Jennifer Lopez!


From the Wikipedia summary they changed almost everything except the inciting incident of "guy holds up a 'Marry Me' sign at a concert and the singer accepts." So...was the name "Marry Me" that essential that they had to buy out a webcomic author?



So yeah, won't be watching the movie. I recommend the webcomic though.

DrWho42 03-29-2022 06:55 AM

finally learned what peter coffin is infamous for

Nate the Great 03-30-2022 04:06 AM

There's been a vaccine for chicken pox for over twenty years!


As someone who suffered through it, this is a shock to me.

Flying Gremlin 04-09-2022 04:44 AM

Duolingo has Klingon lessons.

I'm not sure if that bird is less or more scary speaking in Klingon.

Nate the Great 07-14-2022 05:53 PM

For TV Tropes reasons I was wandering around Memory Alpha looking at guest stars who portrayed both human and alien characters. What did I discover? Phil Morris (Thopok ("Looking for Par'mach"), Third Remata'Klan ("Rocks and Shoals"), and John Kelley "One Small Step")) also played one of the Onlies in "Miri"!

Nate the Great 08-10-2022 12:45 AM

Characters from the Land of Make Believe (Mister Rogers) cameoed on Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego!


So if Mister Rogers coexist with Carmen Sandiego and Sesame Street and Captain Kangaroo...that's one weird shared universe.

Nate the Great 08-21-2022 07:49 PM

The Blackberry range of cellphones was named because the keys looked like the drupelets of a blackberry.



And the second amazing thing that I learned today is the word "drupelet", meaning a small fruit surrounding a seed, found in clusters.



Amazing thing #3 is that the technical difference between a blackberry and raspberry is that when you pick the berry off the stem the torus (the part of the stem that the drupelets surround) sticks with the plant leaving a hollow berry (raspberries) or breaks off with the berry (blackberries).


I had remembered that the term "drupe" was attached to peaches, but it was deep in my memory. Drupelets are smaller than drupes.



Amazing thing #4 is the technical definition of "berry", a fruit that doesn't have a stone or pit. We would consider this definition too broad, as it also includes stuff like grapes, tomatoes, and eggplants that we don't consider berries.

Nate the Great 09-06-2022 07:50 PM

Frank Drake of The Drake Equation only died a few days ago!


The Drake Equation calculates the number of interstellar civilizations in the galaxy. The real version is


https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/me...e26ad869d9462d



When writing the pitch for Star Trek Gene didn't remember the real equation, so he created the completely nonsensical


https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/me...5055a47ff023f4


Whatever Gene's talents, mathematics wasn't one of them. Why raise things to the first power?

Nate the Great 09-21-2022 08:35 PM

Weird Al picked Daniel Radcliffe to play him in the biopic because of Radcliffe's performance of "The Elements Song."



Tom Lehrer was an inspiration to later generations of humorous musicians, and he's still alive at 94.


I'm willing to give Radcliffe a chance, but he just doesn't seem wacky enough to play Yankovic.

Nate the Great 10-01-2022 03:09 AM

Kai Winn was only in 14 episodes!


That was a shock to me. Furthermore, she wasn't in a single Season 4 episode.

Nate the Great 10-24-2022 01:35 AM

I didn't know that Year Without A Santa Claus was originally a poem. Well, it was, and one time Boris Karloff narrated it.


It's also amazing how much of the poem Rankin and Bass managed to fit into the special. And to answer your first question, the Miser Brothers weren't in the poem.

Nate the Great 12-27-2022 01:17 AM

As a Rankin-Bass fan I was shocked to learn that Bass only died this year! (Rankin died in 2014).

NAHTMMM 05-21-2023 08:41 PM

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunshower

A lot of cultures have a lot of inventive ways to refer to a sunny rainfall.

Nate the Great 10-06-2023 05:14 PM

Glynis Johns is not only alive but she turned 100 yesterday!

You will of course remember her as Mrs. Banks in Mary Poppins.

Nate the Great 10-07-2023 09:46 PM

TOS costume designer William Ware Theiss invented the "Cochrane Delta" Starfleet emblem!

Amazing. If you had asked me before I would've guessed that Matt Jeffries invented it.

Nate the Great 11-10-2023 04:15 AM

Ron Dante is still alive!

Who's Ron Dante? He's the songwriter and lead singer for The Archies!

YouTube playlist


When it comes to Archies music far too many people focus on "Sugar, Sugar" and ignore the rest. Well, there are a lot of songs in there that are worth remembering, at least to me.

That being said, here are some "Sugar, Sugar" covers:

The Workout Mix. Dubstep and techno combine to make a version of the song that certainly demands your attention if nothing else.

The Sixties Mix. Interesting idea, but the sound mixing is terrible. The drums and clapping are too loud.

The Riverdale Cast. It must be heard to be disbelieved.

Ron Dante performing it last summer.

So in 1990 there was this TV movie called "Return to Riverdale". And in it the actor playing Jughead tries doing a hip-hop version.

Nate the Great 04-07-2024 11:59 PM

"DeForest" is Kelly's middle name, his real first name is Jackson!

Nate the Great 04-13-2024 12:01 AM

Jim Henson performed "Mahna Mahna" on the Ed Sullivan Show!


I've also never seen Bip Bippadotta (no seriously, that's his name) wink before.


It's nothing special, The Muppet Show version is better.



I also never realized that a completely different Bip Bippadotta puppet was used for the Sesame Street version.



I also learned that Sandra Bullock performed the song with the Snowths on Muppets Tonight.


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