The Game of ACRONYM
 

In this game, acronyms are given new meanings (the DUP becomes Defenestrate Unwanted Puppies, etc.)
play like this:

Person 1: Oh, I'm having terrible problems with the RAF....
Person 2: The Rational Advertising Fans? I did, but then I used ENT
Person 1: Embellished Nodal Transport is something I've not tried yet- only QUANGO

Anyway, the problem with QUANGO is it's terrible evilness......

Quark's Unlikable Asexual Nerds and Geeks Organization is evil? I don't know, but LPOC is pretty okay.

The Lighting Police Of Canada? Mmm...but they do have some real issues with the ABRSM

The Arctic Bear Research Submarine Men? Why, they're also fighting with the YPLN!

the Young Political Line Nickers are still going - I thought they went the way of the OHMSS long ago!

Nah, the Odd Hats Marketing Slender Suckers changed their minds when the met WADS

I should think so the Women's Alternative Dance Society can be pretty terrifying - though not as bad as the NANS..........

I dunno, the National Amazed Nerds Society got better after the debate with the CAD

Mmm........the Corruptable Accountant Disorganisation is reprehensible, but not as bad as the MYSQL.......

Your right, the My Yo-Yo Sucks Quite Lovely didn't have a problem debating the PIGS last week

The Philistinistic Integrated Gungans Society has nothing on the LAPS, though

The Laplanders Advocating Philistinery Society, right? Hah, that reminds me. Did you hear the story the other day about their leader? Seems he had a minor car accident--and it turned out the guy in the other car was the vice-president of the RIAD, of all people! :lol:

You mean he is the Vice President of Rats Infest All Day now? I remember when he was a member of JOKES with me.

Sometimes I miss the Juniors of Kinetic Engineering Sciences. But, after that merger with BTMYH things just went downhill.

Yeah, the merger with Big Toms Mooning Young Hogs caused BANKS to go bankrupt

Bigger Aardvarks Nuking Kids' Shows went bankrupt? Maybe you should switch to YARTO.

Yellow Ardvarks Really Ticked Off, I hear they really support the NRA.

The Not Real Acronyms? Really, I thought the were destroied by RCAF

I told you the Raunchy Cows and Farmers were up to no good. Now, the SVEPL, they're trying to do something beneficial.

The Society for Very Evil Pirate Lettuce's? Hardly good :wink: Try the TLA. I've heard they do good work.

The Tender Loving Association are all a bit weak, like the FMV

Yeah, I heard Four-Minute Voyager wasn't doing too well, but I did hear HIBOB was doing quite well!

Indeed, Hebrew Icemen Bring Old Books is getting along with WOMEN

We Open Male Empty-Nesters gets along really well with everyone. I think they just need the company. Which reminds me, the other day I was walking down the street when a WOMEN kept pestering me to join. I don't know why, I'm only 17, but long story short I jumped into a MSEB meeting to avoid him.

Yech, I hate the Miserable Sodding Electronic Bank. But I do like POOLMO

Those damn Pessimistic Otters Occupying Larry's Mod Outhouse.

ASDFGHJKL will cream them!

All Sad Dead Friend; Good, Happy, Joking, Loving!? Like they could do anything. I mean, CRAZY is better than them.

the Cocoa Raiders Acting Zanily Yesterday club really would be nowhere without GOONS

Yes, the Great Oblong Orifice of Nonsensical Speech is very important for the correct functioning of the FORA.

Fortune One-hundred Remeding Airlines has really improved the food on planes, but I still think JOKL did a better job.

the John Obsessive Karl Lovers were sooooo much better than the SUXXOR....

I did hear the Super Un-Xtreme Xylophone and Oboe Recitals were pretty bad, kinda like the THE.

Thursday's Hunting Enterprise? No, I'm don't like that idea at all. How about NPROL?

New Pensylvania Renegade Out-Laws are so last YEAR

Yep, the Yarn Eating Aunt Rappers got OLD

Yeah, I heard they were Over-Loaded with Depression, against the better reccommendations of the GAK.

The depression of Guys And Kilts caused many other groups to DIE

Digging Internet Explorers just can't take the heat of the FIREFOXes!

No, the Funky Internet Researchers for the Extreme Fractalization Of XML have really kicked serious BUTT!

Binging Ushers Telecommunications Telethon isn't being held HERE!